Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 The lassies voice on the Vodaphone ads, she's a chromosome away from being a duck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 That smug fat bloke punting anti-chafing boxer shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 18 hours ago, GordonD said: Durex with the Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to f**k"? 16 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Viagra shirley? Yeah, that's a better one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Preparation H used Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" in one of their commercials. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Grumpy Skeletor knows the score 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 OT, but didn't an STV reporter get into trouble a few years back because she referred to Ibrox as 'Castle Greyskull'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: OT, but didn't an STV reporter get into trouble a few years back because she referred to Ibrox as 'Castle Greyskull'? She should have. That's where the good guys live. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 The girl in the Oral B advert - "I know how to look after my body but how do I look after my teeth?" Surprisingly the answer is toothpaste, something that has been around and in common use for years and years. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Northboy said: The girl in the Oral B advert - "I know how to look after my body but how do I look after my teeth?" Surprisingly the answer is toothpaste, something that has been around and in common use for years and years. In the original version of the advert she mentioned that “She didn’t even knew that Oral B made a toothpaste”. They took that out after about a month but she still comes across as a bit thick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 12 hours ago, Northboy said: The girl in the Oral B advert - "I know how to look after my body but how do I look after my teeth?" Surprisingly the answer is toothpaste, something that has been around and in common use for years and years. I dont think the thing she is doing for her hips actually is good for her hips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 New politically correct Halifax advert White Woman - Check Black Man - Check Black Woman - Check White Man - ????????? -16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 New politically correct Halifax advert White Woman - Check Black Man - Check Black Woman - Check White Man - ????????? What's politically correct about it? Seems like a standard bank advert to me. You'd have to be looking pretty hard for this to stand out to you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Perhaps all the white men are in the boardroom rather than serving customers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Spotted first ad yesterday to mention fucking chr*stm*s!!! Scs think we need a new suite for xmas day the fucking roasters!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 I might need to stop using Listerine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 7 hours ago, jimmy boo said: Spotted first ad yesterday to mention fucking chr*stm*s!!! Scs think we need a new suite for xmas day the fucking roasters!!! Guaranteed they'll also think you need another new suite on boxing day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 I've always wondered this, with all the other shite you've got to shell out for at Christmas, is buying a new three piece suite high on the priority list? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always wondered this, with all the other shite you've got to shell out for at Christmas, is buying a new three piece suite high on the priority list? The only possible scenario I can think of is multiple elderly relatives ruining the same couch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 On 10/09/2020 at 09:16, Bert Raccoon said: Grumpy Skeletor knows the score Taking the pish with peripheral vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: 12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've always wondered this, with all the other shite you've got to shell out for at Christmas, is buying a new three piece suite high on the priority list? The only possible scenario I can think of is multiple elderly relatives ruining the same couch. The run up to Christmas is a key time for people sprucing up their houses so furniture and decorating materials sales are good in the last quarter of the year. I guess it does have a lot to with people trying to impress their seasonal visitors. A good tidy up and some strategically placed decorations have always been enough for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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