Szamo's_Ammo Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I genuinely can't stand that woman. Theodore can f**k off as well Theodooore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Do the Navy only take people from the North of England? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 17 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Do the Navy only take people from the North of England? I'm trying to think of a joke about "war ships" but can't be arsed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 20 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Do the Navy only take people from the North of England? Speaking of the Navy, there's a poster in Hillhead Subway station for the Navy showing a burd in uniform pu... no can't say that, a woman doing a thing with some other Navy pals. At the top there's a quote saying "When I was 14, all I thought about was myself - now I'm part of a team" What the f**k are we expecting of 14 year olds where the appropriate response to that is to get them in the armed forces? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Speaking of the Navy, there's a poster in Hillhead Subway station for the Navy showing a burd in uniform pu... no can't say that, a woman doing a thing with some other Navy pals. At the top there's a quote saying "When I was 14, all I thought about was myself - now I'm part of a team" What the f**k are we expecting of 14 year olds where the appropriate response to that is to get them in the armed forces? If you're the sort of arsehole that has no other interests than yourself when you are 14, you're the sort of arsehole that deserves to join the navy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 The Oral B ad with Irish lassie Abigail Moore, her voice is so fucking irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 The Tampon Ad (staged TV chat show) ‘You gotta stuff it right up there girls’ or some such tag line? Let’s retain at least some decorum ladies please, are there no personal boundaries any more ffs!?[emoji15] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 The Tampon Ad (staged TV chat show) ‘You gotta stuff it right up there girls’ or some such tag line? Let’s retain at least some decorum ladies please, are there no personal boundaries any more ffs!?[emoji15] The worst part of that ad (and it is terrible) is the second lassie who is on the sofa with the "host" who doesn't actually say or do anything apart from meekly put her hand up then smiles at the end of the "show". No doubt she was told this would be her big break into TV as well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 17 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 23 hours ago, Clockwork said: The Tampon Ad (staged TV chat show) ‘You gotta stuff it right up there girls’ or some such tag line? Let’s retain at least some decorum ladies please, are there no personal boundaries any more ffs!? The worst part of that ad (and it is terrible) is the second lassie who is on the sofa with the "host" who doesn't actually say or do anything apart from meekly put her hand up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Submarine Service careers advert: "I've trained on kit that doesn't officially exist... Completed missions that never happened... and been places you won't find on a map." There's a guy drinks in our pub who talks like that. We just humour him. "Huv ye, aye?" and turn away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 The Confused.com adverts where they have a guy talking about how free doesn't mean free any more, because there's always a string attached.This is to advertise their Confused.com rewards, which of course provides something free only if you buy their product in the first place, therefore making it have just as many strings attached as the other things the guy mentions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 a little bit of wee's not going to stop me being me quite literally a pish advert, harr dee harr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Has anyone else seen the post-Brexit Britain advert that has suddenly appeared? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Has anyone else seen the post-Brexit Britain advert that has suddenly appeared? The one that lectures people in weirdly specific professions about how it's all done and dusted now, so they need to pull their fingers out and make everything a success? If it's the one I'm thinking about, it absolutely reeks of desperation, and has an undercurrent of, "we've no clue how we're going to manage this, so you plebs had better get on with it, or you're going to be fucked". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I was disappointed to hear Clive Russell (Big Innes) playing a fisherman in the radio version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 The Tooth Fairy advertising TV advertising is by far the annoying thing I have ever seen on television. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Another one of those Zoom/Teams jobs for Barclays, featuring Dion Effin Dublin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 The badly dubbed adverts of those two balding w****r cricket players talking about hair transplants, absolutely awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Coffee bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Purple fucking Bp***ks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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