WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On a brighter note, I've read the last couple of pages of this thread, and only one of those ads mentioned rings a bell - the cat/dog one. Be it streaming telly, watching catch-up, or actually just doing shit away from the tv, I must be doing something right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 44 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: I wouldn't give the RSPCA the steam off my dug's shite. Can't see them picking that up as a slogan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 48 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: I wouldn't give the RSPCA the steam off my dug's shite. Officious cúnts with very little legal standing* - couldn't getinto the Police, even as a PCSO or Special? Join the RSPCA and we'll give you just the costume to suit your holier than thou, officious attitude. The organisation is more concerned with punishing people (which is actually the Police's job) than making the lives of animals better. You don't see them protesting battery farms or hunts, though. Self-important cúnts. Sure, there's cruelty to animals out there, because - hold the front page - a lot of folks are stupid, ignorant, or cruel. Thing is, there's a fair bit of abuse handed out to our own kind too, be it kids, women or even men. Let's fix that shit first, eh? *If you check those Ch5 style documentaries like "On the Furry Front Line" or "Doggy Liberation", there's always a copper somewhere in the background - who actually has the right to access private property - to legitimise the moral crusaders in brown an their strident demands. ^^^ reported for kicking his dug when Killie get tanned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: ^^^ reported for kicking his dug when Killie get tanned What does he do when Killie win? Nobody knows; he's only had it two years... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 What does he do when Killie win? Nobody knows; he's only had it two years...Badoom, tish indeed.[emoji240] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 23 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Sure, there's cruelty to animals out there, because - hold the front page - a lot of folks are stupid, ignorant, or cruel. Thing is, there's a fair bit of abuse handed out to our own kind too, be it kids, women or even men. Let's fix that shit first, eh? so there should only be charities that deal with "major" issues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 so there should only be charities that deal with "major" issuesNope. Just let's think about priorities, eh? I'm not sure you can put some jakeball starving his Staffies because he's got bored with them and, to pluck a name from thousands, Ian Huntley on the same level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Nope. Just let's think about priorities, eh? I'm not sure you can put some jakeball starving his Staffies because he's got bored with them and, to pluck a name from thousands, Ian Huntley on the same level. Just as well there are two different groups dealing with those things, eh? Where do you draw the line? Should police stop investigating burglaries and muggings because there are unsolved murders out there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Oh great, Nationwide have got some Swampy c**t in on the fucking game now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Nationwide really need to f**k off!!!! I really mean that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 This will likely earn me the scorn of the P&B readership*, if not the full-on OFTW branding, but I like the Haribo adverts with adults lip-synching to what kids have said. Especially the one with the two polis in the car. *Not for the first time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 5 hours ago, GordonD said: This will likely earn me the scorn of the P&B readership*, if not the full-on OFTW branding, but I like the Haribo adverts with adults lip-synching to what kids have said. Especially the one with the two polis in the car. *Not for the first time. You have earned my scorn. That advert makes my fucking skin crawl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 15 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: You have earned my scorn. That advert makes my fucking skin crawl. I'm sure I'll get through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Tesco have hired the egregious Jamie Carragher, with him cooking in the ad. Wonder if he gobbed in it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Nationwide are just deliberately trying to f**k people off now, aren't they? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Factory Direct Inverurie, only for viewers in Grampian. Genuinely makes me want to rip my eyes out and ears off every time it comes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Factory Direct Inverurie, only for viewers in Grampian. Genuinely makes me want to rip my eyes out and ears off every time it comes on. Fucking hell need subtitles on that pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 The VW Golf advert with Martin Kemp and some other twat. The fines from that emissions scandal must really be starting to cause VW to tighten their belts if that's the best they can afford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 hours ago, DrewDon said: Factory Direct Inverurie, only for viewers in Grampian. Genuinely makes me want to rip my eyes out and ears off every time it comes on. I struggle with this advert too - it's very difficult to portray the local company/service position without coming across as parochial. I can assure you that their Inverurie showroom bears absolutely no resemblance to what you see in the advert. Close your eyes and try and imagine what it's like from the sound only and you'll probably conjure up a pretty realistic image. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The VW Golf advert with Martin Kemp and some other twat. The fines from that emissions scandal must really be starting to cause VW to tighten their belts if that's the best they can afford. Pretty sure that twat is his son. Twat Snr & Twat Jnr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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