Bert Raccoon Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 The new Nationwide adverts with the awful stand up comedians. They're clearly just trolling us now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 The faux *** barmaid in the Sky advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 The one for a certain breakfast cereal biscuit. Just fuckoffabix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Could people link to what they're talking about please? Some of us are televisually challenged, but wish to stay up-to-date with the utter contempt in which advertising companies hold the general population. I was reminded of this today and decided to share it as I am a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 There's an advert on the radio for Vauxhall vans just now that practically screams "we know our customer base are racist gammons" You'll be driving a Great Brit van my son! Get in!!! f**k off mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: There's an advert on the radio for Vauxhall vans just now that practically screams "we know our customer base are racist gammons" You'll be driving a Great Brit van my son! Get in!!! f**k off mate. Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. French owned though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. French owned though. I didn't know that, I thought they were still owned by GM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. French owned though. In the 2010 General Election the BNP's election leaflets carried a picture of a Spitfire, no doubt to show that Britain is best and doesn't need the help of Johnny Foreigner. It was later pointed out that the one they'd used was from a Polish squadron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 These Lloyds 'comedians'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 These Lloyds 'comedians'.Not sure if it's the same ones you mean but Nationwide have 'stand up comedians' on their adverts just now. I'm pretty sure Nationwide are on a crusade to get as many shite adverts out in a row as possible, from the poetry, to the annoying singing sisters to rubbish stand up comedians! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Yes that's the ones! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 24/08/2019 at 09:39, Bert Raccoon said: The new Nationwide adverts with the awful stand up comedians. They're clearly just trolling us now. I've just seen one of those for the first time. I have a hard time those people are real comedians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerbread Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Strongbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 The Feelgood Friday Lottery where the older woman "winner" waves a wad of notes around to show her extreme happiness. Reality is it looks like someone's put her Japanese Love Eggs on to max vibration and she's just waiting for the dam to burst. reference to JLEs comes from grainy "foreign" films a mate used to talk about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 The advert for pork, with 90s Scottish comedian Dean Park, really rips my knitting just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Checkmyfile.com, another of those companies that check your credit rating. They claim that other companies only give you a one-dimensional report and show a guy walking along the street where all the people are cardboard cutouts. So that would be two-dimensional then? Edited September 10, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Being off on paternity has exposed me to more daytime TV and the adverts on STV are unreal. So cheap and tacky, the one for Jan Stewart prams couldn't sound more like someone reading a script badly but the one that takes the biscuit is some shitty cgi take on the three pigs story for a Windows company with the guy half singing half reading a poem that doesn't rhyme.Utterly utterly horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 The one for coffee bags. "Why has nobody thought of it before?" Because coffee granules, unlike tea leaves, dissolve in boiling water so you don't need a fucking bag. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Has anyone mentioned the fosters funeral homes ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 CITY BLINDS CITY BLINDS CITY BLINDS AND SHUTTERZ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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