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On 12/05/2019 at 18:05, trainspotter said:

Not really a pish advert, but having seen it on a minor channel, there are bits of the Walls Extreme advert which may attract a few complaints when it gets seen by a wider audience.

This is an extremely pish advert

"Buy this £3 pack of ice cream cones from Asda, be transported to a world of hedonistic pleasure as wild as your imagination can manage"

Beat it.

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The latest attempt to take advantage of unhappy people by pretending imaginary creatures exist that give a shit about them.

Remarkably, every single one of the stock photos they've used for this campaign features someone absolutely begging for a smack in the puss. Shutterstock must have a specific category for c***s.

Bus-2-man.jpg?ssl=1

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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

The latest attempt to take advantage of unhappy people by pretending imaginary creatures exist that give a shit about them, but only if they ask; otherwise they're left to suffer.

FTFY

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The latest attempt to take advantage of unhappy people by pretending imaginary creatures exist that give a shit about them.
Remarkably, every single one of the stock photos they've used for this campaign features someone absolutely begging for a smack in the puss. Shutterstock must have a specific category for c***s.
Bus-2-man.jpg?ssl=1&key=d06277a0cd02228f4608c599f93cac53703ab5449141ce9a70364b1719eedc28

Possible alternative :- ‘Try Wanking - it’s more enjoyable than Puritanical hypocrites would have you believe.”
They could use my coupon on the campaign poster if they were struggling........
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5G at the FA Cup final with Kevin Bacon's shite hair and moustache

Tbf he must be pushing 60, no? And he seems to have stopped making films since they started paying him to make these shitty ads. And he was in every other film as a film actor. Doing it right I'd say.*

 

 

* he's a smug twat though. Eta he seems to be playing a version of himself. By all accounts a decent guy. The ads are awful though.

 

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