Jambomo Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 The British Airways advert with every remotely famous British person you can imagine.It’s just totally nauseating, British exceptionalism pish which is the last thing I want to hear.I especially hate the line where they go on about the stuff we do and then say “but you don’t shout about it” and “It’s not in your nature” wtf? We go on about our achievements as much as anyone else and if nothing else, Brexit is one massive fucking shout out to how exceptional Britain thinks it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 09/03/2019 at 19:43, GordonD said: Beagle Street insurance, who boast that they pay out on every valid claim. Am I missing something, or are they implying that there are some insurance companies who don't pay out on valid claims? Is Beagle Street the one with the wifie who mentally bully’s the boyfriend into sorting out his insurance immediately? I wonder if she’s insured against accidental pie booting incidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 "Go to your pharmacist if you're unwell. We're health care experts. Before it gets worse." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: The British Airways advert with every remotely famous British person you can imagine. It’s just totally nauseating, British exceptionalism pish which is the last thing I want to hear. I especially hate the line where they go on about the stuff we do and then say “but you don’t shout about it” and “It’s not in your nature” wtf? We go on about our achievements as much as anyone else and if nothing else, Brexit is one massive fucking shout out to how exceptional Britain thinks it is. It's a horrendous advert. By 'Britain' they mean 'England, but not the north of England'. It's sickening bullshit. If they were honest then they'd go on about racism, selfishness and arrogance instead of "haha! tea! chortle!". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: It's a horrendous advert. By 'Britain' they mean 'England, but not the north of England'. It's sickening bullshit. If they were honest then they'd go on about racism, selfishness and arrogance instead of "haha! tea! chortle!". Yeah, definitely this as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 If I ever became mentally disturbed and bought a Fiat which had Sting in the back seat, I would hope I had a moment of clarity and crashed the fucking thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: If I ever became mentally disturbed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Go outdoors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy the gardener Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Pish advert = Tena 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 BONVOY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 That Citv advert that has popped up makes that baldy c**t & fat Welsh p***k in the taxi seem almost bearable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 All betting adverts treat their customers as morons, but the Paddy Power one with the mixed sex football team talk is basically saying, “our audience are semi literate TalkSport” listeners who regard the entire world as PC-gone-mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 That advert for Snickers with Elton John is really annoying but that wee 'rapper' at the end should go straight to the People you Dislike for No Proper Reason thread. Won't stop me buying a Snickers, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 STV's lovely wee ditty 'CITY BLINDS, CITY BLINDS, CITY BLINDS AND SHUTTERS' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 The latest Barclays Bank advert with a sweaty bloke in a petrol station who has forgotten his pin for his card. Suddenly he remembers that his bank app can send him a pin reminder, the problem is, he has to put a pin into the app to retrieve the information. Perhaps if he laid off the Ginsters it wouldn't have diverted him from remembering in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Sky Vegas and more accurately, this grade A c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 The one with the smug iPad c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 On 02/05/2019 at 22:35, Zen Archer said: The latest Barclays Bank advert with a sweaty bloke in a petrol station who has forgotten his pin for his card. Suddenly he remembers that his bank app can send him a pin reminder, the problem is, he has to put a pin into the app to retrieve the information. Perhaps if he laid off the Ginsters it wouldn't have diverted him from remembering in the first place. Barclays' latest adverts all seem to be about technology coming up with clever solutions to problems that don't actually exist. The previous one was that tall burd with a haircut that looks like a watermelon who's currently in an EE advert with Kevin Bacon. She's on a bus going to a class reunion but, oh no! She can't find her bank card. She must have lost it. Get the phone out and freeze it in case it's stolen. Oh hold on it's in a different pocket. Unfreeze the card. f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 I feel like Nationwide know they're winding folk up with their wankers doing poetry schtick but it really is time for them to stop before someone ends up torching one of their branches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I feel like Nationwide know they're winding folk up with their wankers doing poetry schtick but it really is time for them to stop before someone ends up torching one of their branches. Well, they've got at least two years to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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