Miguel Sanchez Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 On 01/11/2018 at 16:48, GordonD said: Vinted. "Hey, guys - d'you wanna know how I've earned fifty pounds today without even leaving the house?" You sucked off the postman? This annoys the shit out of me. You didn't earn £50. You sold a bunch of clothes that probably cost several times more than that originally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 The one for plumbs covers on before everything on itv3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, ecto said: The one for plumbs covers on before everything on itv3 Y-Fronts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 50 minutes ago, ecto said: The one for plumbs covers on before everything on itv3 44 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Y-Fronts? Sounds like a nutcase if you ask me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 How much money do you reckon Halifax spend on Ghostbusters, Scooby Doo, Wizard of Oz, Flintstones and Top Cat adverts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The Royal London talking heads advert. The two women under the hairdryers and the next scene shows the woman on the right looking like she's been dragged through a hedge, she should het her money back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Vinted. "Hey, guys - d'you wanna know how I've earned fifty pounds today without even leaving the house?" You sucked off the postman?Must be paying posties too much. 50 quid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 01/11/2018 at 16:48, GordonD said: Vinted. "Hey, guys - d'you wanna know how I've earned fifty pounds today without even leaving the house?" You sucked off the postman? Watched that the 1st time with the wife. She didn't seem amused at my answer of "hooker"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 16:22, Miguel Sanchez said: This annoys the shit out of me. You didn't earn £50. You sold a bunch of clothes that probably cost several times more than that originally. Yeah but it's a lot easier to get gullible folk to download the app if you ignore a few minor details. The fact it's a Shpock rip off being another 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Must be paying posties too much. 50 quid! Don't forget all the Christmas cards that will be in the system 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Yeah but it's a lot easier to get gullible folk to download the app if you ignore a few minor details. The fact it's a Shpock rip off being another I'll phone Gumtree and tell them they're being ripped off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) The current EE advert. Imagine paying your kids into a safari park and then actively encouraging them to dick about on their phones the whole time in the back. Perhaps handy if you want to find out the lifespan or Latin name of an animal, but if it's simply to change your fantasy football team then that's nothing but personal mismanagement of both time and data allowance. Get those phones in the f***in' hippo pool. Edited November 14, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 28/10/2018 at 18:23, Miguel Sanchez said: Perinaise. Sounds like a hybrid word of perineum and mayonnaise. Don't go letting your imaginations run wild now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 56 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The current EE advert. Imagine paying your kids into a safari park and then actively encouraging them to dick about on their phones the whole time in the back. Perhaps handy if you want to find out the lifespan or Latin name of an animal, but if it's simply to change your fantasy football team then that's nothing but personal mismanagement of both time and data allowance. Get those phones in the f***in' hippo pool. Goldfinger-style ejector seats needed here, I think. Right in the middle of the lion enclosure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Surely David Mitchell would have better ways to spend his days rather than hanging around a safari park with Kevin Bacon and two fictional kids. Motorboating his wife for example. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 “If there’s somebody, spoiling my fun, it’s my mum”. Take that right to f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candalan Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Come to think about it! ALL ads are crap, but the voice on the" Mums on bingo" one is absolutely appalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 adverts at the moment using the same song. beach boys - Wouldn't it be nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Not a pish advert but I'm impressed by the current INDEED jobs agency TV advert where they've been open minded enough to use a middle aged white man as the successful jobseeker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Not a pish advert but I'm impressed by the current INDEED jobs agency TV advert where they've been open minded enough to use a middle aged white man as the successful jobseeker.That's outrageous. All adverts just now have to feature a mixed race family no matter what pish they are peddling!!grrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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