corky Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Jambo's being magnanimous in victory, as always. lol Hard to believe these are the guys who were stone fucking silent when their team resorted to hacking and hoofing the ball like a third rate Cowdenbeath all through the first half. In all seriousness though, and I'm not talking shit here, My impression from this game is that Hearts have a bang average squad but a very tactically astute manager. I couldn't make out exactly what he changed at half time, but whatever he did worked wonders. Take it your team ain't as good as you thought after destroying killie last week. Gorgie Rules cunto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hattrick_Hartley Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Take it your team ain't as good as you thought after destroying killie last week. Gorgie Rules cunto. Pumping Killie, 1 nil up at half time, 2 weeks of cocky shanty town dwellers - funny reading in context! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Take it your team ain't as good as you thought after destroying killie last week. Gorgie Rules cunto. The thing is us Killie fans know our team is poor and will struggle at times this season.... Dundee just aint realised they aint as good as we made them look last week Back to earth with a big bump guys ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Greg Stewart will run amok here. Home win. Letting in 3 goals against St.j lol 3-1 Dees, Sir Greg, Loy and Hemmings off the mark, some maroon dafty for Hearts mon the Dee! Looking forward to seeing hearts punt and hunt for 90 mins at Dens next week. Hopefully we will fucking gub this mob. We will absolutely batter these diving, junkie minks. Another 4-0 mauling in front of the new look Derry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Should be an easy win for Dundee here. I hope Dundee absolutely pump hearts, preferably more than 4-0. f**k Hearts!Get torn right into these Jam Farts!The wallopers on here have really made me detest them! Is there a decent Hearts fan on here? I've only really noticed them piping up in the last two years and they're a bit exciteable. This will be 10 pages of trolls and people taking the trolls too seriously.I'll come back on here if/when we've won. There's going to be some glorious GIRFUY's when we demolish this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 McPake, I think you'll get the fright of your life when you see how he plays in a Dundee shirt : I forgot that Bambi McPap was at Dundee Juanma and Sow will be licking their lips. He put in a solid performance in the premier last season while you boys were hanging about the championship. Can't see any one of the hearts squad scoring on Saturday, tbh. I did. Two Hibs failures seem to be key players for you. Different players these days you're gonna eat your scarf when they boss the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Can't see any of your maroon juggernauts getting through our midfield never mind defence. By the group of clowns playing for you, yes. I'm loving the nervousness of Jambos that two ex-Hibees are potentially going to hand them their arses on a plate on Saturday. You can almost taste the fear. Hearts fans are even more tragic than the Maureens. Hopefully they will disappear from our threads like the Maureens did when it became apparent we were simply much better than them. Don't you fucking dare speak to me like that you little f**k. Hearts really are fucking shite. St Johnstone haven't scored more than 2 in a game since I was in fucking nappies and you think you can come in this thread acting the big men about how you're going to hump us. Jog the f**k on, champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I hope that 3 was meant to be a 1, because if you're over 30 I feel really fucking sorry for you. I hope when we pump you next week you don't do anything silly. I'm sure your carers would be really sad. Hold on, Hearts fans are being serious? They genuinely think they are a decent side? Won in a league full of mechanics and plumbers and now, despite shipping 3 goals to St Johnstone who haven't scored more than 2 in a match since 19 oatcake, they think this makes them challengers? Stumbled to a top 6 spot, signed better players, opened with a good win away from home, on a plastic pitch, to a team the majority of P&B backed to beat us or hold us to a draw. Read the Killie fans comments, the lot of them were adamant even when we beat them last season that we were shite and they were better/unlucky. Not this time, their fans are waxing lyrical about the best performance at rugby park in years etc.. Guarantee Hoof of Midlothian win no such plaudits this season with their physical hoofball style. I'm choking for your unfamiliar, unlikely to be match fit left back to start against Greg Stewart. It'll be a fucking massacre! Gomis Buaben Alexander Lower league fodder m8. I can see the new Derry barriers getting put to the test on Saturday if that fucking pansy Juanma carries on with his diving and rolling antics on Saturday. The Hibs are sound c***s, but these jambuns are just a bunch of fucking arseholes. That's it for me, but I'll be back at 5.00pm Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 To be quite honest, I wouldn't have known there was a planned minutes applause, especially given the fact we had one last week at Tynie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRuffian Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Jambo's being magnanimous in victory, as always. lol What did you expect? We all have our problems but Hearts fans are, almost to a man, slavering, delusional vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 2-0 Dundee and a Utility victory in the Hilltown. Some amount of helmets amongst these Jambos. Just remember where your elders cried after Albert Kidd....now simmer the phuck down! Loving all these big headed hearts fans!! Just wait until Greg Stewart, Rory Loy and Kane Hemmings rips your defence apart! Comfortable win for the Dees, although Hearts should stay up this season. Dundee are 9/5 holy bloody moses I hope you chucked your life savings at it and are now utterly potless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 What did you expect? We all have our problems but Hearts fans are, almost to a man, slavering, delusional vaginas. ^^^ McRuffled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Taking my posts in any way seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 How many of your attacking players have been nominated for player of the year? You've got a full back no-one has seen play, a defence that conceded 3 (three) at home to St Johnstone and looked ropy throughout, prince fucking Buaben and Gomis in the centre,and a goalkeeper who couldn't get a game at fucking sevco who literally threw one in at the weekend. I'm glad you are so confident tbh. We'll finish 3rd Exciting attacking talent we have? Please tell me who is better in your glorious Hearts team than Greg Stewart? Don't know if that is a joke but it certainly sounds like it, i'll go Walker, Nicholson and Sow just to kick off proceedings. absolutely deluded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I utterly despise diving in football BUT imagine the scenes on here if Kevin Thomson 'went down very easily' to win us the penalty that won us the game? Oh ya fucker. Walker is the poor mans Greg Stewart So. Truth is you lot will get pumped on Saturday and send you crashing back to reality. You had a great season last year but can assure you it won't be the same this year. Stupid jam tart fucks. Aye ok wee sacks, lets see you giving it big licks come 4:50 on Saturday. Hearts win the Championship and are now world beaters Next thing they will want a move to the English Premiership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 They're murder. Jambos think they are favourites for this game!?You've got to be Albert Kidding me. Bookmakers have Hearts slight favourites, might as well call off the match and just give the mighty Hearts the 3 points.This Elixir is a total zoomer. I only said we would win on Saturday not win the league or any pish like that so calm down dear. Is Elixir actually a virgin? Could see it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Well this thread has turned into a complete cluster f**k thanks to the Hearts morons and their crowd w**k!f**k Hearts! Such a cocky bunch these jambos are. You will get humped from Celtic and Aberdeen no doubt about it. As for the game on Saturday, I have a great feeling that you lot will come crashing back down to earth against us. Dundee 3 - 0 Hearts Hemmings, Stewart, Loy Surely we can beat a team who were in a lower league a few weeks ago. Our firepower is awesome and they let in 3 against St.. Johnstone. Dees look a snip at 8-5. Just the same as your players then mate no? If they were so good as you claim, they wouldn't be playing for Hearts. I hope we smash you lot, I would love it!!! I'm confident we will beat you tomorrow but I'm not jinxing it by betting on Dundee. I don't want to seem like a total shitebag though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts_Man Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Outstanding, genuinely fucking buckled when that salmond gif came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Don't you talk about Paul McGowan like that you filthy, needle mark covered, Jambo c**t. Working at the fringe, so oddly having to travel from Edinburgh to Dundee for a home game..Gonna be a pleasure walking round the burgh in my Dee top that night after we pump you You been out celebrating tomorrow's victory before a ball's even been kicked Derry Boy?Good man. f**k your prediction and f**k Heart Of Midlothian Football Club 3-0 The Dees. I dare say you'll be eating your words this evening; probably directly after eating your sisters vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 3-0 Dundee against Edinburgh's wee team. Hopefully Dundee rattle this diddy mob and the Derry is in full twirly mode: Don't worry mate, they'll still hear it at least three times today. Get it right round you needle scarred tinky fucks Well, that didn't take long. Let's pump this Southern, Championship-bound, Unionist, sister-shagging cannon fodder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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