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My understanding is that KS was sacked because he was about to go public about the club's ongoing attempts to rig the papal elections. The plan was originally to put a pro-Killie pope in the Vatican, and then use the church to launder the billions that Tamara was able to embezzle from the Nasdaq.

Unfortunately a lot of the money was tied up in Syrian bonds, which of course can't be redeemed at the moment, so the scheme wasn't able to come to full fruition. Kenny lost his bottle after his personal chef was kidnapped, and was then given the options of Death or Morton. It's yet unclear as to whether he made the right decision.

Kenny Shiels has the same initials as Kennedy Slaughtered. He is, as far as anyone knows, either unwilling or unable to account for his whereabouts on that fateful day in Dallas, Texas. I think we can all join the dots as to why he was sacked.

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Bookies apparently stopped taking bets on locke to be first manager sacked accoriding to sportsound, and alan preston also said he's heard a rumour about mixu coming back. But that could be from twitter or facebook etc, lets hope it true though

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Bookies apparently stopped taking bets on locke to be first manager sacked accoriding to sportsound, and alan preston also said he's heard a rumour about mixu coming back. But that could be from twitter or facebook etc, lets hope it true though

Wishful thinking more like.
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Trying way too hard.

Not all of us have > 10000 season ticket holders and can afford a Director of Football to bring in quality additions from all over the world (oh, and an average striker who got released by a Greek club).

Looking at the additions we've brought in, it's generally an improvement on last season's signings. Boyd > Miller, Higginbotham > Cairney, Smith > Chantler (just). With Findlay coming in on loan we've recruited fairly well, and most Killie fans are pleased with Locke's work this summer. If the season were to start tomorrow, a team of:

MacDonald

Westlake Connolly Findlay Smith

Hamill/Robinson Slater

Obadeyi Higginbotham

Magennis Boyd

would do me just fine, thank you. Especially with Ashcroft, Kiltie, McKenzie, Johnston, Splaine etc etc all pushing for a spot in the team.

Aye it's not very 'out-the-box' or adventurous, but it's an improvement on recent years and we need a few solid, unremarkebable seasons in the top flight to help our youth and fitness plans come to fruition.

You stick to Hearts and your delusions of grandeur, we'll stick to Killie and dealing with what we've got.

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We need muixu back no chance we will survive if Locke remains in charge past mondaymonday. Purhapse we should all as the slo why the board do not sack Locke

I was about to post the exact same thing :(

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