Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Went to primary / high school with a guy who's currently been charged with murdering his mum and hiding the body under her caravan around Aberdour. Trial later this year but just reeks of going down for it. Not half as much as his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just remembered I know "Crazy Pat" who's twice threatened to blow up polling stations in Greenock during elections. Once he gaffer taped an alarm clock to two cans of Lynx beforehand as his "bomb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Someone at my old work got sacked for stealing out the charity box. Those yellow ones with the sweets. What a fucking idiot. We stopped having charity tins on the front desk as they would always get knicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Someone at my old work got sacked for stealing out the charity box. Those yellow ones with the sweets. What a fucking idiot. Did he steal the money or the sweets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Bump. Any new criminal pals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 7/26/2015 at 15:11, Hedgecutter said: Went to primary / high school with a guy who's currently been charged with murdering his mum and hiding the body under her caravan around Aberdour. Trial later this year but just reeks of going down for it. A couple of my mates worked with him at McDonald's so went on a few nights out with the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 The links in the canteen at work are criminal. It should be part of the induction pack for new starts- always get the square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 24/07/2015 at 11:08, Deefiant said: My old boss a few years back at Dundee Pension Centre got a phone call, abruptly got up from his desk saying his wife was ill and left sharpish. Police came to get his computer 20 mins later. Wife had phoned to tell him the police had seized the computer from his house and were on the way to work to lift him. Ducked out before they got there to avoid embarrassment. Confirmed beast. Pretty shite feeling knowing you have actively liked and socialised with a beast and had no idea. From the same job 2 colleagues were done for siphoning off codgers money to fund a lavish lifestyle and feed a gambling addiction respectively. Usually involved waiting for death certificates and re-routing benefit/pension to their own account for a week or 2 before processing it. Scum. Absolutely disgraceful skimming money entrusted to you that's intended for a better cause. Isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Had one of these Police enquiries cards through the door over the weekend (was away down south). Had to call Wester Hailes police station. Was a bit baffled but it turns out I accidentally robbed the local petrol station. Explained to the nice copper that I wouldn’t dream of being a criminal so arranged to send my missus to the petrol station to smooth things over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 My wife received two speeding tickets recently. I only received one. I'd like to think I fall under "innocent mistake anyone could make" while she's a borderline crook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 A guy I used to be mates with, is currently in Carstairs awaiting trial for brutally murdering his mum. http:// https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/son-charged-murder-beverley-bliss-11766068 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Went to school with this charmer.https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cross-dressing-torture-murderer-names-9977965 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 This guy was in my year in school, a complete nutcase http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-11544920 This lassie was also in my year at school https://www.highland-news.co.uk/News/Bail-breach-Inverness-killer-found-hiding-in-wardrobe-29062012.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I'm an Armstrong, it's in the genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 My step-dad did time for attempted murder. He was a c**t to me, and I was glad when he died (of heart disease) a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 A few of my friends took up dealing in Australia due to the inflated prices over there and the obscene amount of money that can be made from getting it sent over from the UK before punting it on. One of these packages was stolen and it became quite clear that it had been stolen by a friend of someone who lived in the house it got sent to. Two of my mates got hold of the guy's number and were invited round to his flat in order to sort it out. Despite being quite obviously a terrible idea and a disaster waiting to happen, the two of them went round to the guy's flat only to find that he'd invited a squad of boys round to do them in. After my mates had got their doing and tried to run from the flat the guy who had stolen their stuff came through from the kitchen and threw a pot of boiling water over them. It only really hit one of them, and luckily it only got him over his torso, but he ended up having to spend a week in hospital and getting his burns covered in some mad shit that's essentially made from pig skin. Pretty much confirmed to me that, despite the monetary reward, it's something I never want to get in to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I know this guy ... https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/killer-archie-mccafferty-spotted-working-1230053 He's an absolute gent btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Nat Fraser regularly popped in for a cup of tea. Knew my folks. Knew his missus as well. If you are reading this Arlene, hiya pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 WaffenThinMint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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