KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Bum sex. I might try being the shagger rather than the shaggee next time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pokey bum wanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Salt n Sauce........seems like a good idea to have vinegar and brown suce on chips mixed, When you open the wrapper just looks like a diarrheic squirrel has scampered across your supper before you got to it. And makes a mess of your hands and fingers. Salt and vinegar please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Wimbledon. I try every year to enjoy it but just can't. English Premier league. Billed as the "best league in the world" when most of the time it's fucking boring. I would happily Hoover the house instead of watching shite like West Ham v Aston Villa. Usually you've more chance of getting an entertaining game with the likes of those two teams rather than the any of the "hope to f**k we don't get beat" attitude of the teams in the "top four" games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Lying on the sand reading a book. Yeah this. On the face of it going to the beach should be fun but I hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 pre-season friendlies. usually shite. the Big Mac if you go by advertising. similarly various fizzy lagers. the summer. Pie and Bovril..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Usually you've more chance of getting an entertaining game with the likes of those two teams rather than the any of the "hope to f**k we don't get beat" attitude of the teams in the "top four" games. Arsenal are generally good for a couple of "What the F*ck happened there" results that are entertaining to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Blow jobs. My jaw gets awful tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Blow jobs. My jaw gets awful tired. Kinda just pinched my bum sex joke there, M8 edit: Pinched my bum. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Blowjobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Genuinely didn't see the last few comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Yup. The likes of Man U v Chelsea is just an absolute snooze fest. I'll watch match of the day though. Usually record it and fast forward through whichever mutant is giving their "expert" analysis between games. ^^^ The correct way to watch MOTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Id say thats to be expected as she's been dead almost a year RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pot noodles? Surely no one expects anything to do with pot noodles to be good? Foul, unnutritious muck that I thought only the absolute dregs of society bought and ate! Not entirely the English Premier League, but certainly 'Super Sunday' is more often than not a let down. It's essentially 5 hours of football on a Sunday afternoon, but more often than not the games are utter rubbish and massive letdowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Kinda just pinched my bum sex joke there, M8 edit: Pinched my bum. lol Hadn't seen it til now, but aye it's basically the same gag. Pinch your own bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pot noodles? Surely no one expects anything to do with pot noodles to be good? Foul, unnutritious muck that I thought only the absolute dregs of society bought and ate! When I was a full time student and working 4 or 5 night a week they were a god send. A foul, un-nutritious, mucky god send. King Pot noodles were shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The banter on the Junior forum. The literacy in the junior forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Working in the city centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Working in the city centre. Ace if you live nearby in the city centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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