Scary Bear Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Lives in a tent type post. It's still a step up from my last place. I used to live at 14 Ruel Street. The boy next door was a strange fish. He lived with his maw. I used to see other young lads turn up with ladies that looked old enough to be their mums. Then it sounded like fighting and rough sex went on. I saw some of them leaving, but not all. It made Fred West look like a model neighbour. Anyway, I finally saved up enough for a tent, went to Millets and said goodbye to those weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Old flatmate of mine and his wee dumpling of a bird used to make some disconcerting noises. Basically once the bedposts started creaking, an absolute turbo speed spanking session would always get going within minutes. Not just the odd one, proper constant slaps for ages at a time. She'd be manically laughing as well whilst he thrashed away. Needless to say I haven't had any contact with him whatsoever since moving out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Not next door, but I've been in the bottom bunk before where a girl has been rattled in the bunk above on more than one occasion (same girl). She was a 2/10 at best, and was travelling with her younger sister, who seemed absolutely disgusted at her behaviour. Didn't know Mrs M had a sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Old flatmate of mine and his wee dumpling of a bird used to make some disconcerting noises. Basically once the bedposts started creaking, an absolute turbo speed spanking session would always get going within minutes. Not just the odd one, proper constant slaps for ages at a time. She'd be manically laughing as well whilst he thrashed away. Needless to say I haven't had any contact with him whatsoever since moving out. Disnae sound like it was him doing the spanking TBH. Are you familiar with pegging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I went out with a girl for a while who was a little on the vocal side when we got down to it. Shared a flat with 2 mates at the time, new build up near Yorkhill Hospital. I put their complaints down to the shite build quality and paper thin walls(My room was the middle of the 3 rooms), but when our neighbour across the landing mentioned it at a party one night, I figured that they might have had a point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Scumbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. Bet she didn't even offer to help you tame the beast. Women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggae boy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Sorry I'll tell her to keep it down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Edited August 10, 2015 by The_Kincardine -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 We went on a narrowboat holiday with a couple who lived next door to us a few years ago. When they went at it the boat was moving as if we were going over Niagara falls in a barrel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 We went on a narrowboat holiday with a couple who lived next door to us a few years ago. When they went at it the boat was moving as if we were going over Niagara falls in a barrel ????????????????nearly ruined my new phone reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Are you on glue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) The Drunkcardine has started early. edit: Didn't notice the time he posted; but my insult still stands. Edited August 11, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I was in a cubicle in the ladies' once at a wedding with a very noisy girl. We were not too fussed about who heard, until the unmistakable shoes and handbag of my (then) girlfriend appeared in the next cubicle. Satan has a whole wing in hell reserved for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Doesn't "Neighbours having sex next door" mean they're in yer hoose? The logic is that "My next door neighbours are having sex" and "My neighbours are having sex next door" are different. Yep or else they're two doors down in which case how loud must it be for their neighbours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, madness007 said: So, you like listening somebody having sex? Are you a pervert or something like this ? ^^^joined 14 hours ago. 2 posts about sex. Accusing others of being a pervert......hmmm ETA - on a thread that's not seen the light of day in over 4 years! Edited March 27, 2020 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, sjc said: ^^^joined 14 hours ago. 2 posts about sex. Accusing others of being a pervert......hmmm ETA - on a thread that's not seen the light of day in over 4 years! Still more recent than my last shag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 When I lived in Budapest, we had an apartment that had extra thin walls and our neighbour had a thing for the Bobby Moore's.At least a couple of nights a week their would creaking and banging and shouting and screams of exstacy. At times it sound like they were making a porno.It used to drive me mad through frustration of trying to get a goods night sleep prior to work and jealousy.One evening though I was going out and as I step out the flat a gas cooker is stepping out the elevator (a wid and no pics, this is about 20 years ago), at that the neighbour opens the door, standing in a pair of boxers and an open dressing gown. Not sure who was the most embarrassed at that moment.Didn't stop the dirty fucker though.The wife at the time used the go to a hairdressers close by. Regularly girls would come in to get the make touched up again and hair done. The hairdresser, matter of factly told her there was a place in the block that filmed pornos and in between filming the girls would come down to get fixed for the next shoot. The wife was horrified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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