BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 It's amazing how much stamina you can muster during an unexpected hotel room rendezvous with a wee durty. God bless the Durties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 you may as well take up the bagpipes as it seems like they won't be losing any sleep anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Failing that ask the wee durty to demonstrate her Hawaiian Bagpipe playing skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm sure some of you have had this happen with your neighbours too? This is never an issue if you live in a detached property. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 do you think if the OP went around the wee Tesco dirty would say "every little helps"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is!^^^ ripped the heid aff it imoLad that I work with gets this every other night. Polish couple going at it for hours then silence, followed by him lamping her around the bedroom and screams. The lass is always battered and bruised. Police are always round there but nothing seems to get done about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! Kick down the door and scream "Player 3 has entered the game" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Ex Burds Mum getting pumped cpl dpors along from our bedroom... She was a Milf & 1/2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! I'm guessing from your post you're single, 2-3 years? Due to the fact you're a snide ride. I cannot, for the life of me, see what you're hoping to prove by buying johnnies from Tescos. In fact. f**k it. I'm saying this never happened and it's a shite story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Ex Burds Mum getting pumped cpl dpors along from our bedroom... She was a Milf & 1/2 Didn't the ex notice you'd snuck out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ^^^ ripped the heid aff it imo Lad that I work with gets this every other night. Polish couple going at it for hours then silence, followed by him lamping her around the bedroom and screams. The lass is always battered and bruised. Police are always round there but nothing seems to get done about it! It takes time if the durty in question isn't willing to press charges. Some durties, alas, are not willing to be protected. I'd imagine one of the police's top annoyances must be lassies who call them when they're getting battered off their man, then attack the officers when they try to drag the degenerate wifebeater away. If you're happy getting lumps knocked out of you, fair enough, but leave the polis out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishyeltz Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm in a cooncil hoose, so don't have a say in the matter. Oh and it happened all right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Didn't the ex notice you'd snuck out? She was there as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I have a detached house these days, so I can neither confirm or deny whether my neighbours have sex. I suspect some of them do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Didn't the ex notice you'd snuck out? Always mind her n her maw turnin up in a pub we were in after a game. All my mates were trying to ride her that night whilst the DJ played Staceys mum has got it goin on (Ex name) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I have a detached house these days, so I can neither confirm or deny whether my neighbours have sex. I suspect some of them do. Lives in a tent type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Always mind her n her maw turnin up in a pub we were in after a game. All my mates were trying to ride her that night whilst the DJ played Staceys mum has got it goin on (Ex name) Oh, come on. You know the drill by now regarding pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! "In their 40s, but obviously still at it"... Do you think your Mum and Dad had one shag? Actually don't answer that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 "In their 40s, but obviously still at it"... Do you think your Mum and Dad had one shag? With each other? Entirely possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 "In their 40s, but obviously still at it"... Do you think your Mum and Dad had one shag? Actually don't answer that. I remember walking in on my parents at it and i didn't know what they were doing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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