Scottishyeltz Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Never happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Why didn't you get a recording of some sort? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Join in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 They are in their 40s, but obviously still at.disgusting animals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scottishyeltz Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 How did you get my Uncle's photie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 All them Tesco employees! At it like rabbits so they are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! ^^^ lonely virgin type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) Soul destroying having neighbours banging noisily away for hours and your girlfriend smiling wide eyed like a Take That fan at the gentleman concerned in the morning. Err. somebody told me... Edited July 19, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Anyone who has lived in student halls will have shared your pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 The big question is are you able to keep up with the old boy next door? 1 w**k for every shag and go toe to toe Wi him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I got new neighbours yesterday and I guessed they were celebrating their new house. They are in their 40s, but obviously still at. I was kept awake for hours by her moaning and him grunting. I reckon she came at least five times, never heard anything like it in my life. They must have known that I could hear everything, either that or she's sex mad. She works in Tescos, so I'm going to buy some condoms to see how she reacts, the dirty coo that she is! If yea dinnae ask yea dinnae get sniff sniff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Everyone should have a wee durty living next door. Tremendous entertainment in the wee small hours, without any of the downsides you get from your violent argument types. Keep the local police on speed dial in case she brings home one of the violent argument types, however. We must protect our nation's wee durties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishyeltz Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm sure some of you have had this happen with your neighbours too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm sure some of you have had this happen with your neighbours too? Aye, cracking stuff. Not much more to say other than that, though. Save Our Endangered Durties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) Is couple banging next door regularly and noisily a good or bad selling point in a house or is that down to the buyer? Edited July 19, 2015 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Similar experience recently in a hotel in Newcastle. The boy had some stamina, started about 6.30am and still going at 11.00 (not continuously but a good 4 or five rounds). I could hear every moan, groan, slap and squelch until I turned the telly up loud enough for Jeremy Kyle's perfectly timed "put something on the end of it" to blare back through the wall at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 As a married man, all I can say is that I am glad somebody's is getting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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