Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 16 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Obviously heading to the Highland League if they lost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 15 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: There is going be plenty of unhinged behaviour from Celtic fans over the next few days, but Kevin McKenna has set the bar high early doors. https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/23569181.god-needs-word-big-ange/ I didn't realise the Irish Famine lasted 43 years. History, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasda2 Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Aye, nothing will top that. Written by a guy who would jump ship to GB News for an extra fiver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJF Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Quote I suppose, what we Celtic fans are enduring right now is to glimpse briefly what it’s like to follow a small club whose success is measured out in tombola prizes. Holy f**k. Your team just won it’s 5th treble in 7 seasons mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowrising Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 McKenna clearly pished when writing that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Kirk Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 20 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: There is going be plenty of unhinged behaviour from Celtic fans over the next few days, but Kevin McKenna has set the bar high early doors. https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/23569181.god-needs-word-big-ange/ Jesus suffering f*ck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewanandmoreagain Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 " these wretches from football's third world " Celtic in Europe ?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 22 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: There is going be plenty of unhinged behaviour from Celtic fans over the next few days, but Kevin McKenna has set the bar high early doors. https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/23569181.god-needs-word-big-ange/ Truly stunning stuff. I can only assume he's striving to be somehow amusing, but just makes a mess of it. It's pish and spectacularly unfunny. It doesn't really hang together as a piece of writing at all. Remarkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Even ChatGPT wrote a more coherent op-ed given the same title as a prompt (albeit still a load of birthday caird pish that says nothing): Quote Title: Why God Needs to Have a Word with Big Ange: Reflecting on Celtic FC's Managerial Departure Subtitle: Ange Postecoglou's Exit Leaves Celtic FC at a Crossroads, Urging Reflection and Resilience Celtic FC, one of the most illustrious clubs in Scottish football history, finds itself at a crucial juncture with the sudden departure of manager Ange Postecoglou. While the loss of such a charismatic figure has undoubtedly shaken the club and its supporters, it is essential to approach this moment with reflection and resilience rather than seeking divine intervention. Ange Postecoglou's tenure at Celtic FC was marked by his unwavering passion and dedication to the game. His vision and tactical acumen brought about positive changes, reinvigorating the team and inspiring hope among the fanbase. His departure, therefore, leaves behind a void that must be filled with careful consideration. However, to invoke divine intervention and suggest that God should have a word with Big Ange is both unfair and unwarranted. While we may seek solace in the belief that a higher power guides our sporting destinies, it is ultimately the collective efforts of the players, staff, and management that determine a team's success. Celtic FC must now embark on the arduous task of finding a suitable successor to carry on the legacy built by Postecoglou. The focus should be on identifying a manager who can build upon the progress made, rather than waiting for divine intervention to provide a miraculous solution. In moments like these, it is important to reflect on the strengths and weaknesses that led to Postecoglou's departure. The club must assess their internal structure, recruitment strategies, and player development programs to ensure long-term stability and success. It is through introspection and self-improvement that Celtic FC will rise again, not through waiting for divine intervention. While the loss of Ange Postecoglou is undoubtedly a setback, it is crucial to remember that Celtic FC has faced managerial changes in the past and emerged stronger. The club's rich history and passionate fanbase have been the bedrock of their success, often propelling them to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Additionally, portraying other clubs as small and poor in comparison only serves to undermine the achievements and aspirations of the broader footballing community. Respect and humility should guide our words and actions, as we acknowledge that the sport thrives on healthy competition and mutual respect among all participants. As Celtic FC searches for their next leader, it is imperative that the board and management make a considered decision based on the club's long-term vision. This requires a manager who not only understands the club's values and traditions but also possesses the strategic acumen to navigate the challenges of modern football. Let us rally around Celtic FC during this period of transition, supporting the team and management as they forge a path forward. Instead of waiting for divine intervention, we must embrace the spirit of resilience and determination that has characterized the club throughout its history. In the face of uncertainty, Celtic FC must draw strength from their loyal supporters and rich heritage. The passion and unwavering dedication of the fans will continue to provide the foundation upon which the club can rebuild and aspire to greatness once more. The departure of Ange Postecoglou should be seen as an opportunity for Celtic FC to grow and evolve, rather than as a moment for divine intervention. By remaining united and steadfast in our support, we can ensure that the club emerges from this setback stronger and ready to conquer new heights. The spirit of Celtic FC has always transcended the presence of any one individual. It is a collective force that embodies the values of the club and fuels the dreams of millions. Let us channel that spirit as we navigate the challenges ahead and work towards a future that shines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squonk Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) "This requires a manager who not only understands the club's values and traditions........" I wonder if a Celtic fan could explain how the 'values and traditions' process works. Does a new non-Celtic-minded incumbent arrive at Celtic Park on his first day at work to undergo induction training recounting the horrors of the potato famine, lightened by tales of Brother Walfrid's charitable work, maybe? Did Wim Jansen, Josef Venglos, John Barnes, Tony Mowbray, Ronnie Deila, Ange Postecoglu and others have to pass exams on the history of Ireland and its folklore before they could even consider advancing to study the brand of attacking football that apparently is unique to Celtic in world football? Did they have to learn the words of songs and chants that glorify terrorist organisations and atrocities perhaps, a unifying act designed to ingratiate themselves to the greatest fans in the world? Who knows, perhaps footage of groups of Celtic fans mimicking terrorists by aiming imaginary firearms at opposition fans at Tynecastle will form the piece-de-resistance of the training module? What I'm trying to ascertain, probably clumsily, is, if a non-Celtic-minded manager is good enough, as Ange evidently was, surely neither he nor the club will give a flying f**k about those much vaunted, but highly over-rated, values and traditions? Edited June 7, 2023 by Squonk 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) Errm, I agree the McKenna article should never have been published but is he not trying, badly, to satirise the attitudes of his club's supporters? That's what I took from it. The Herald pays Chris Jack to redraft Rangers press releases and Matthew Lindsay to be Celtic's PR manager, so nothing new here anyway. Edited June 7, 2023 by KirkieRR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: Errm, I agree the McKenna article should never have been published but is he not trying, badly, to satirise the attitudes of his club's supporters? That's what I took from it. Same. As much as its a terrible article he’s still managed to dupe many in the comments and on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 21 hours ago, Herc said: Incredible stuff from McKenna. Almost makes me want to cheer on Rangers in the next OF derby. Calm down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 4 hours ago, gannonball said: Same. As much as its a terrible article he’s still managed to dupe many in the comments and on here. He has. I read it as satire and a bit piss taking on some of Celtic's more mentalist fans. It still wasn't very good mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Not football related (actually a horrific story). Accompanied in the Heil by this map. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukDukGoose Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 On 07/06/2023 at 09:58, gannonball said: Same. As much as its a terrible article he’s still managed to dupe many in the comments and on here. The old 'fooling others by acting the fool' technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 (edited) On 07/06/2023 at 09:32, Squonk said: "This requires a manager who not only understands the club's values and traditions........" I wonder if a Celtic fan could explain how the 'values and traditions' process works. Does a new non-Celtic-minded incumbent arrive at Celtic Park on his first day at work to undergo induction training recounting the horrors of the potato famine, lightened by tales of Brother Walfrid's charitable work, maybe? Did Wim Jansen, Josef Venglos, John Barnes, Tony Mowbray, Ronnie Deila, Ange Postecoglu and others have to pass exams on the history of Ireland and its folklore before they could even consider advancing to study the brand of attacking football that apparently is unique to Celtic in world football? Did they have to learn the words of songs and chants that glorify terrorist organisations and atrocities perhaps, a unifying act designed to ingratiate themselves to the greatest fans in the world? Who knows, perhaps footage of groups of Celtic fans mimicking terrorists by aiming imaginary firearms at opposition fans at Tynecastle will form the piece-de-resistance of the training module? What I'm trying to ascertain, probably clumsily, is, if a non-Celtic-minded manager is good enough, as Ange evidently was, surely neither he nor the club will give a flying f**k about those much vaunted, but highly over-rated, values and traditions? If it's their actual values then the exam will be more akin to reciting Tory financial polices. Edited June 8, 2023 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 07/06/2023 at 14:33, AndyM said: He has. I read it as satire and a bit piss taking on some of Celtic's more mentalist fans. It still wasn't very good mind. I've never ever met a more intense body of football supporters than those of Celtic FC. Their fervour is almost religious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said: I've never ever met a more intense body of football supporters than those of Celtic FC. Their fervour is almost religious. Did you ever read the old Junior forum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, PossilYM said: Did you ever read the old Junior forum? No, why ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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