invergowrie arab Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 On 18/02/2023 at 13:49, The Master said: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/dundee-united/4154449/jim-spence-dundee-united-must-replace-fear-with-bravery-to-complete-long-walk-to-top-flight-safety/ That conjures up quite an image, and now I need to bleach my brain. Despite the imagery the worst thing about this is the lazy hack definitely just googled inspirational quotes and built a shit article around it. I see he was on the Graeme Speirs podcast this week. Anyone want to admit to paying actual money to listen to these two arseholes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Disappointed to read Phillips didn't sign a 2yr deal 6 months ago, as confirmed on the BBC website, and is actually just on loan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 (edited) 'Mon the Heats Edited March 4, 2023 by Darren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Quote Fans using 'private areas' and child 'mules' to get pyro into games “People also go to extraordinary lengths to get pyrotechnics in to matches. They have hidden them inside baguettes. They often put them inside the hood of a child’s jacket because they know not many grounds search children. They use kids as mules to get these things in. “If you put them down the front of your trousers nobody is going to search you there for obvious reasons. If people are determined to get them in then they can do it. I think people have to be educated about the risks of pyrotechnics. If they still insist on using them then, sorry, but they have to feel the full force of the law.” https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/23366562.fans-using-private-areas-child-mules-get-pyro-games/ Has anyone from Pie and Bovril hidden a pyro in a baguette? Has anyone forgotten they had a pyro in a baguette and ended up having an unfortunate post-lunch trip to A&E? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomer Brown Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Is that a pyro doon your trousers, or are you pleased to see me? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Zoomer Brown said: Is that a pyro doon your trousers, or are you pleased to see me? That's what happens when you wear flares. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Goodness gracious, great balls of fire……. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Shades of STV's Bryce Curdy famously shoving a lightbulb up his arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 (edited) Smoke bomb down your pants brings a whole new meaning to blowing smoke up his arse if it goes off down there. Edited March 7, 2023 by LIVIFOREVER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmain Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 17 hours ago, Dirty Sanchez said: Shades of STV's Bryce Curdy famously shoving a lightbulb up his arse. Fucking hell...I'd forgotten about that one...although as I was told it, he'd put the head of his hoover up there Lost in translation and all that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Jimmain said: Fucking hell...I'd forgotten about that one...although as I was told it, he'd put the head of his hoover up there Lost in translation and all that... I heard it was a sauce bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior_Arab Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 (edited) This is the No.1 story on the Daily Record website today. Not the property section. Not the sports section. The whole site. For them, the most important breaking news story in Scotland, nay, the world today is “Man Sells House!!!” Edited March 8, 2023 by Junior_Arab 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 Isn't that ranked based on who reads it, which is more a reflection of the audience? I believe that a certain friend and colleague of mine and "TV funnyman" had a story written about his house being up for sale which did similarly weird numbers in the Edinburgh Evening News. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 (edited) On 04/03/2023 at 17:26, Darren said: 'Mon the Heats If you cannae spell it, Heats is what is says... Edited March 8, 2023 by RawB93 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 BBC website showing all Highland League games off apart from Brechin v Fraserburgh. It was postponed at 1pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 1 hour ago, The Master said: If that’s a template they could have gambled and put penalty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 On 07/03/2023 at 17:54, Dirty Sanchez said: Shades of STV's Bryce Curdy famously shoving a lightbulb up his arse. Illuminating! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 Absolutely nothing calling out the bigots trying to ruin Ron's tribute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Hoose Rice said: Absolutely nothing calling out the bigots trying to ruin Ron's tribute. To be fair, it's the main angle the Scotsman is going with. https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/rangers/rangers-fans-lacked-class-their-team-showed-in-4-1-win-over-hibs-as-easter-road-pays-tribute-to-ron-gordon-4056591 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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