Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 2 weeks tommorow chump. So you've washed it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I wouldn't have washed the old one once a month if I was lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I wouldn't have washed the old one once a month if I was lucky. I'm really lucky, it pishes with rain so regularly that I nearly never wash my car, I know that if a bird shits on my car it will rain the next day, sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm really lucky, it pishes with rain so regularly that I nearly never wash my car, I know that if a bird shits on my car it will rain the next day, sorted. I work at the arse end of leith and Porty (seafield road), a hotspot for seagulls and salt from The sea and dust from passing lorries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 10 years ago I did the WHW aged 38. Could I do do it now? Aye. Though. . at 43 I really noticed lack of fitness, shortness of breath etc. At 46, hair is still a mop, but now noticeably thinner . Now at 48, shoot me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 24 year old on Monday, discovered my hairline is receding slowly and I found a few grey hairs... That plus the beer belly returning has made me decide I need to start making an effort again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've started washing my new car every week, something I never used to bother about (when I did, it was always the jet wash) , is this another sign that I'm getting old?? That, the racism and the persistent moaning about stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Okay, I'm only 42, but the aches and pains are starting when I get up. I played Union to a high standard and have put my body through a fair bit. Have any of you old c***s seen a time when your body starts to go down hill? I'm 17, my knees are ruined so I can barely go downstairs without being in pain and my back was so bad earlier this year I was on some pretty decent painkillers. You've done well to get to 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm 17, my knees are ruined so I can barely go downstairs without being in pain and my back was so bad earlier this year I was on some pretty decent painkillers. You've done well to get to 42 Maybe he was just better at it than you and didn't get cunted into the mud as much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 22, joints aren't in the best of shape, job probably hasn't helped though tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 You should maybe try walking down the stairs on your feet. Dang, all these years I've been doing it wrong. Maybe he was just better at it than you and didn't get cunted into the mud as much? I actually spent my younger years (lol @ me, sounding like I'm ancient already) chucking myself into mud (or more commonly astro) as a 'keeper. So aye it's probably entirely my own fault. (There's a joke about me having a bad back and being a 'keeper if you or anyone else wants to take the opportunity btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Sitting watching TITP and although I enjoy the music,I kind of get the feeling if I was there I would be up asking Kasabian to turn it doon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Just a wee bit while I try and get some sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm still in my teens. And spend my free time talking to middle aged men on the Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Only 31 but I've starting doing that "aaaaaaargh" thing when getting out of seats, therefore officially old. This! I'm 31 next week and for about the last 3 months I've been making this exact noise. I threw my back out 3 months ago walking to the football for fucks sake. I wasn't even putting any sort of strain on it and ever since I've been creaking when I walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Sitting watching TITP and although I enjoy the music,I kind of get the feeling if I was there I would be up asking Kasabian to turn it doon And again, I agree. I watched it earlier and thought that they sound brilliant but f**k standing about for 3 days in the potential pishing rain to watch a band, waiting on buses, listening to wanky students talking their shite patter on said buses and lugging a carry oot through a field. I can't be arsed with that nonsense. I watched a bit earlier when some lad was talking about how Serge Pizzorno was the coolest man in history and my missus actually laughed at me and called me a miserable b*****d as I told the wee guy to f**k off and he knew nothing as he still had braces on his teeth (which he did!). Then I saw a guy in my new job went last year and wishes he was there this year. He's in his 50s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I've forgotten why I'm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I've forgotten why I'm here. Who said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I'm 31 and my back is knackered. It goes every now and then. My left knee sometimes gets jealous of the discomfort my back causes and competes. Found my first grey hair (called it Derek). Would throw in being constantly tired and grab it but there's a reason for that. He's seven months old. Oh and I never wash my car. Its all the effort for it to be covered in crap by the time I get in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I'm in my mid 30's and recently hairs have started growing out of the tops of my ears. Not fuzz but thick, rat tail like hairs. It's horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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