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Darwins's Law - Selfie Stick


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20 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/british-woman-leah-cambridge-dies-during-3000-bum-lift-in-turkey-11484768

Only horrendously stupir cretins would even consider such bullshit. To lose your life from it breathtakingly dumb. 

What a fucking arsehole.

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On 8/29/2018 at 21:07, DA Baracus said:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/british-woman-leah-cambridge-dies-during-3000-bum-lift-in-turkey-11484768

Only horrendously stupir cretins would even consider such bullshit. To lose your life from it breathtakingly dumb. 

On 8/30/2018 at 17:19, speckled tangerine said:

What a fucking arsehole.

presumably that's the sort of post-op reaction that she was hoping for....

 

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14 hours ago, NorthernLights said:

The selfie death toll apparently stands at 259.

Selfie deaths: 259 people reported dead seeking the perfect picture

Suprised it’s so low - was at the Niagra Falls and apparently a Japenese tourist had climbed the wall and fallen in the water while using a selfie stick and yet soon after that incident the walls were covered in folk climbing them, madness.

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A US man who was playing a medieval knight impaled and killed himself with his two-metre-long lance during a re-enactment performance.

Peter Barclay of Woodbridge, Virginia, who was a retired army lieutenant colonel, died after he was impaled with his lance in a competition in Williamstown, Kentucky, on Saturday.

Barclay was a long-time and active member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, the group's president John Fulton said.

Fulton said Barclay was competing in an equestrian game inside a large pavilion while spectators watched. In the game, riders had to pick up their lances from a hay bale and then ride, using the lance to pick up a paper plate.

Barclay, who performed under the name "Master Terafan Greydragon", had the lance in hand and picked up the paper plate off the ground and was finishing the course when the accident happened.

https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/medieval-knight-dies-after-impaling-himself-on-lance-20181011-p508yo.html

 

How is picking a paper plate up a medieval re-enactment? 

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On 10/5/2018 at 11:05, DA Baracus said:

Disappointed it's so low

Don't worry, even the people behind the report say the true number is much larger.

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However, the researchers claim that the actual number of selfie deaths could be much higher because they are never named as the cause of death.

"It is believed that selfie deaths are underreported and the true problem needs to be addressed," it says.

"Certain road accidents while posing for selfies are reported as death due to Road Traffic Accident.

 

 

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This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. 

Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed.

Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. 

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