Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Sucked down to your death by a whirlpool whilst wearing a rubber horse's head; it's how we all want to go really. Still more dignified than the death of Rangers tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fanny. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob_cockle "He had these crazy eyes that looked like the sea, his hair was always unkempt, he always looked happy," says his friend Barnaby Courtney. "He made you believe magic existed." Stay off the drugs, Barnaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 49 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Jacob Cockle Cockwomble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, Dee Man said: "He had these crazy eyes that looked like the sea, his hair was always unkempt, he always looked happy," says his friend Barnaby Courtney. As the old proverb goes: Never trust a white guy with dreadlocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Seen this one on the news the other day stuck her head out the train window you cant make this shit up. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-46524418 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Jacob, Barnaby, Aprilla etc I think Grace topped herself to get away from them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, AL-FFC said: Seen this one on the news the other day stuck her head out the train window you cant make this shit up. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-46524418 Yes you can, very easily. A Cumbernauld man has died after hitting his head on a lampost after sticking his head out of a train window yesterday. Richard Felcher (32), who worked as a giraffe at Blair Drummond Safari Park, was on his way to do some Christmas shopping with his family when the incident happened at approximately 12:45pm. Although police do not believe there are any suspicious circumstances they have taken the lampost in for questioning. See? Piece of piss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 16 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Sucked down to your death by a whirlpool whilst wearing a rubber horse's head; it's how we all want to go really. Neigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Fanny.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob_cockleThat's what he gets for horsing around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Horses are terrible people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Horses are terrible people Horses are for the table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 12/11/2018 at 11:55, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fanny. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/jacob_cockle Quote After her death, Grace's ashes were stored in the airing cupboard, her "favourite place in the house". She had asked for them to be kept until another family member died. She had been afraid of being scattered alone. It surprised Dabriella. That's not even remotely weird or creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Some more train related Darwinism... http://metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/man-loved-riding-top-passenger-trains-decapitated-bridge-8274113/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Quote Man dies taking photograph at Cliffs of Moher https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46765051 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) On 12/11/2018 at 15:05, Dee Man said: Richard Felcher (32) and that's an actual surname ? fletcher - a man who lashes feathers on to arrows in such way that the spiralling shafts are optimised to visit death upon the french currier - a man who skilfully dresses tanned leather saddler - whatever - saddlemaking and the like felcher - seriously - you want the fact that your forebears did *that* enshrined in the family history - really ??? Edited January 5, 2019 by Herman Hessian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I know I'm partly to blame" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: "I know I'm partly to blame" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571 Would be a decent Dr Who story line if she had hit herself while drive-text-walking at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I know I'm partly to blame" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571Butts Road. Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 07/01/2019 at 00:36, BigFatTabbyDave said: "I know I'm partly to blame" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46762571 "You never know what idiots are going to be driving around". Good to see she's taking full responsibility for stepping onto a road without looking and continuing not to look. I wish it had been an HGV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I like the picture taken by the Egyptian tourist in number 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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