highlandcowden Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 hour ago, ayrunitedfw said: This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed. Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. failed gamblers thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 11 hours ago, ayrunitedfw said: This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed. Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. Think you're confused about the difference between Darwin's Law and Sod's Law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, The DA said: Think you're confused about the difference between Darwin's Law and Sod's Law. Goalslaw! Ta dum tish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed. Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. You deserve everything you get for cashing out a bet. I also had Portugal -2, along with Portugal -1 and Portugal win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Does the Darwin Awards have a category for best ensemble cast? Scores dead as train mows down crowd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Oooft. Seems the train's usually not running during that festival so the poor b*****ds thought they were fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 'Families of victims held an angry protest on the tracks on Saturday. ' Just as well another train didn't come through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215 American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows. The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance Edited November 21, 2018 by senorsoupe 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215 American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows. The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance Have any P&Bers ever tried to convert a lost tribe? Edited November 21, 2018 by stevieKTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: Have any P&Bers ever tried to convert a lost tribe? No but there are some days where the idea of moving to a remote island and shooting arrows at any visitors seems quite appealing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: No but there are some days where the idea of moving to a remote island and shooting arrows at any visitors seems quite appealing Sounds potentially like post brexit Britain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215 American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows. The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance The equivalent in this country is telling the Mormons to F.off when they chap your door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215 American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows. The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance Apparently a well meaning anthropologist went to the island and kidnapped a couple of grandparents with the four grandchildren to find out more about them. They all got sick very quickly from off island diseases they had no antibodies for, the grandparents died and they kindly sent back the sick kids, who more than likely infected most of the islanders. No wonder they don't like strangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Apparently a well meaning anthropologist went to the island and kidnapped a couple of grandparents with the four grandchildren to find out more about them. They all got sick very quickly from off island diseases they had no antibodies for, the grandparents died and they kindly sent back the sick kids, who more than likely infected most of the islanders. No wonder they don't like strangers. The British Empire also did a number on some of these tribes, a few battles with Mboto Gorge type results decimated these populations Edited November 21, 2018 by senorsoupe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 The American Christian nut job is a selfish b*****d because he’s endangered the tribes lives with infection and disease. How sad can you be that you feel you MUST go to an island and convert a tribe to your religion? No doubt he’ll be hailed a hero back in Alabama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, jamamafegan said: The American Christian nut job is a selfish b*****d because he’s endangered the tribes lives with infection and disease. How sad can you be that you feel you MUST go to an island and convert a tribe to your religion? No doubt he’ll be hailed a hero back in Alabama. Religious nutter shot to pieces with arrows whilst happily risking lives with infection and disease, due to an arrogant desire to preach religion. Shame. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I honestly felt delighted when I read that. Especially in this day and age, someone going somewhere to push and convert people with a bunch of mumbo jumbo lies? He got exactly what he deserved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 If only he was armed with a bow and arrows..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: The British Empire also did a number on some of these tribes, a few battles with Mboto Gorge type results decimated these populations Hard to find the details on that as google refers you to Blackadder. Quote He was hailed as the 'Hero of Mboto Gorge' in 1890, where he had faced "ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and dry guava halves". He even saved the life of Douglas Haig (later Field Marshal Douglas Haig) when he was nearly killed by a pygmy woman with a sharpened mango. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Hard to find the details on that as google refers you to Blackadder. Lol, I was indeed making a Blackadder reference with my comment 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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