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1 hour ago, ayrunitedfw said:

This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. 

Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed.

Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. 

failed gamblers thread for this pish

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11 hours ago, ayrunitedfw said:

This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. 

Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed.

Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. 

Think you're confused about the difference between Darwin's Law and Sod's Law.  

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This is the closest I’ve ever came to chucking the coupons. 
Yesterday I had a 5 team accumulator. With ten minutes left 4/5 teams were winning and I was waiting on a Coventry goal, from the stats it didn’t look like it was going to happen so cashed out for £50(had a £5 on it) a minute later Coventry score. Would of won £350 if I didn’t shite the bed.
Today I had £20 on Portugal at -2, Portugal were 3-0 up and cruising and Steven Naismith scores a consolation with the last kick off the ball. b*****d. 


You deserve everything you get for cashing out a bet.

I also had Portugal -2, along with Portugal -1 and Portugal win.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215

American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows.  The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance

 

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26 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215

American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows.  The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance

 

Have any P&Bers ever tried to convert a lost tribe?

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215
American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows.  The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance
 

The equivalent in this country is telling the Mormons to F.off when they chap your door.
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31 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215

American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows.  The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance

 

Apparently a well meaning anthropologist went to the island and kidnapped a couple of grandparents with the four grandchildren to find out more about them. They all got sick very quickly from off island diseases they had no antibodies for, the grandparents died and they kindly sent back the sick kids, who more than likely infected most of the islanders. No wonder they don't like strangers. 

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10 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Apparently a well meaning anthropologist went to the island and kidnapped a couple of grandparents with the four grandchildren to find out more about them. They all got sick very quickly from off island diseases they had no antibodies for, the grandparents died and they kindly sent back the sick kids, who more than likely infected most of the islanders. No wonder they don't like strangers. 

The British Empire also did a number on some of these tribes, a few battles with Mboto Gorge type results decimated these populations

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The American Christian nut job is a selfish b*****d because he’s endangered the tribes lives with infection and disease. How sad can you be that you feel you MUST go to an island and convert a tribe to your religion? No doubt he’ll be hailed a hero back in Alabama.

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1 minute ago, jamamafegan said:

The American Christian nut job is a selfish b*****d because he’s endangered the tribes lives with infection and disease. How sad can you be that you feel you MUST go to an island and convert a tribe to your religion? No doubt he’ll be hailed a hero back in Alabama.

Religious nutter shot to pieces with arrows whilst happily risking lives with infection and disease, due to an arrogant desire to preach religion.

Shame.

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27 minutes ago, senorsoupe said:

The British Empire also did a number on some of these tribes, a few battles with Mboto Gorge type results decimated these populations

Hard to find the details on that as google refers you to Blackadder.

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He was hailed as the 'Hero of Mboto Gorge' in 1890, where he had faced "ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and dry guava halves". He even saved the life of Douglas Haig (later Field Marshal Douglas Haig) when he was nearly killed by a pygmy woman with a sharpened mango.

 

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