The Minertaur Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Liked what he said about Kante - "One day, I’m going to see you cross the ball, and then finish the cross with a header yourself.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I want Claudio Ranieri to be my dad.* *Sorry Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I want Claudio Ranieri to be my dad.* *Sorry Dad. As opposed to having Nigel Pearson as a step dad, definitely better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 As opposed to having Nigel Pearson as a step dad, definitely better Jesus Christ, can you imagine? It would be like living in one of those black and white battered children adverts. "KnightswoodBear doesn't cry any more. He knows that if he does his stepfather will beat him to within an inch of his life and strangle-f**k him in the soundproof cell under the house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Disclaimer : KnightswoodBear doesn't cry anymore as he's now very much into rough sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Stranglefuck:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I know he's only young and I know he's played a lot of football, but Delle Alli has terrible hair. Until he sorts that, he won't become a top, top player. See also : Luka Modric. It's why he won't be remembered as fondly as he should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I know he's only young and I know he's played a lot of football, but Delle Alli has terrible hair. Until he sorts that, he won't become a top, top player. See also : Luka Modric. It's why he won't be remembered as fondly as he should be. Alli's hairline isn't the best; it's starting to recede a bit already, so he'll never be looked upon fondly, unlike your Giroud's or your Pelle's. Both tremendous, thick hair. Modric definitely. Horrific hair. He looks like a Disney prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Alli's hairline isn't the best; it's starting to recede a bit already, so he'll never be looked upon fondly, unlike your Giroud's or your Pelle's. Both tremendous, thick hair. Modric definitely. Horrific hair. He looks like a Disney prince. From behind I'll grant you. He looks like the mutated result of an orc / hobbit interspecies breeding programme from the front though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Jordan Henderson out for the season with a knee injury and a doubt for the Euros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 That's great news for England, it would be for Liverpool too - if it wasn't Joe Allen replacing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 That's great news for England, it would be for Liverpool too - if it wasn't Joe Allen replacing him. I don't think Henderson has been right for a long time with his heel problem. With Emre Can suspended for the next 2 league games I think Joe was going to get a couple of starts anyway. Milner will maybe move to the middle or both Kevin Stewart and Lucas are apparently back in full training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Villa will be relegated tomorrow when they lose, and if Norwich beat Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 That big huddie Carroll booked inside 3 minutes for chopping Koscielny Don't know how he gets in the team instead of Sakho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Modric needs hair, he looks awful otherwise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Lanzini scores a perfectly good goal for West Ham. Ruled out for offside. Big Slav's interview going to be good if they don't win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Arsenal score inevitably. Good finish by Ozil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Looked a shoulder offside. Maybe wrong however Replay just cleared it up, good half yard onside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Yeah ? Ah thought you meant the Lanzini goal... That one looks just about level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Medeiros Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Arsenal owning this game, as I said they would. #ouryear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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