welshbairn Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I feel physically ill at the thought of men, grown men, carrying loose change in a wallet. Yes you probably lose less money over the course of a year, but what about your self respect? Jesus wept. Better than handing out coins that have mingled in your snotrag and bounced around next to your sweaty baws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Aryt shagger settle doon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Au contraire. The wallet is actually made out of the cork (on the outside), although I'm not sure what the inside is made out of. Notice too, how the wee claspy bit is pleasantly unencumbered by coinage. Note too the swag on display. Yes ladies, that IS a Tesco Credit Card. Your wallet looks like the map from The Goonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Au contraire. The wallet is actually made out of the cork (on the outside), although I'm not sure what the inside is made out of. Notice too, how the wee claspy bit is pleasantly unencumbered by coinage. Note too the swag on display. Yes ladies, that IS a Tesco Credit Card. Mick Dundee just called, he wants his wallet back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Your wallet looks like the map from The Goonies. It looks like a fucking Nazi lampshade. Edited due to stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Au contraire. The wallet is actually made out of the cork (on the outside), although I'm not sure what the inside is made out of. Notice too, how the wee claspy bit is pleasantly unencumbered by coinage. Note too the swag on display. Yes ladies, that IS a Tesco Credit Card. It rubs the lotion on its skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 You should see an old wallet I had for around 5 years that I couldn't bear to throw out. Such was someone's horror (no idea who) that they actually bought me a new one. I reluctantly stopped using my old one but keep it in a box somewhere. It served me well, but tbh, was holes tied together with threads. If I can be arsed, I'll dig it out. If you think Corky's bad, you should see the nick of Old Faithful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Someone I knew made a wallet out of duck tape and nothing else. They actually used it for a good few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Wallet with cards and notes goes in back pocket, fags and lighter in left pocket, mobile right pocket, house key and coins johnny pocket. On Saturday's season ticket goes in with phone. No condoms required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 duck tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 duck tape That's canard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Wallet with cards and notes goes in back pocket.. Ever had it nicked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 Someone I knew made a wallet out of duck tape and nothing else. They actually used it for a good few years. Sure I posted this before, but my Irish chum used to carry his bank card about in an empty fag packet. He was rather indignant when his bank card got binned and lost after a party. Pretty sure he replaced the bank card and empty fag packet and stuck to his slightly-foolish guns (for a while anyway). Now he's worth half a million so probably doesn't carry that about in a fag packet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I looks like a fucking Nazi lampshade.That'll be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 That'll be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Don't have a wallet and never really used one. Tried it a few times when I was younger but could never get used to it. My bank card goes in a wee pocket on my phone case and that's the only card I generally ever need with me. Loose change and notes go in the right trouser pocket only. Would never dream of using the left pocket for coinage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denji Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Never had a wallet. What's the need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Ever had it nicked? No it is attached to the back of my jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Wallet is clearly the correct answer. Here is my current one; Here it is opened up. I keep a spare key in there after losing my keys a few months back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Rear view; But wait, was thay a change section? Yes, yes it was. Indeed there are coins in there now; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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