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Unfortunately Morton is destined for Championship and lower football.  You guys must know it yourselves ha ha ha !  . Sad as it would be good if you could  keep up with your BIG  team in Renfrewshire  St Mirren 1877. We gave yozu hand me downs like flood lights. stand seats, paisley Express stand rusting away behind your main stand.  We fill your buckets to stop going bust. Send you down a great centre back you will waste.  It goes on and on but hey hoo we will always look after Morton to make sure you dont go bust if it was not  for  St Mirren FC your club would be long gone. Dont forget it. Sorry we cant accommodate  your big day out anymore The Renfrewshire cup is the last thing St Mirren premiership club is thinking about. Take care of Jack Baird or we wont help you again . 

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6 hours ago, Demented Zebra said:

Unfortunately Morton is destined for Championship and lower football.  You guys must know it yourselves ha ha ha !  . Sad as it would be good if you could  keep up with your BIG  team in Renfrewshire  St Mirren 1877. We gave yozu hand me downs like flood lights. stand seats, paisley Express stand rusting away behind your main stand.  We fill your buckets to stop going bust. Send you down a great centre back you will waste.  It goes on and on but hey hoo we will always look after Morton to make sure you dont go bust if it was not  for  St Mirren FC your club would be long gone. Dont forget it. Sorry we cant accommodate  your big day out anymore The Renfrewshire cup is the last thing St Mirren premiership club is thinking about. Take care of Jack Baird or we wont help you again . 

 

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13 minutes ago, Coventry Saint said:

FFS. His phone should have a breathalyser/unlock function.

Careful, or he'll start talking about the restaurant (sometimes it's a shop, probably depends on if he can remember what he claimed last time) he owns and runs.

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7 hours ago, Demented Zebra said:

Unfortunately Morton is destined for Championship and lower football.  You guys must know it yourselves ha ha ha !  . Sad as it would be good if you could  keep up with your BIG  team in Renfrewshire  St Mirren 1877. We gave yozu hand me downs like flood lights. stand seats, paisley Express stand rusting away behind your main stand.  We fill your buckets to stop going bust. Send you down a great centre back you will waste.  It goes on and on but hey hoo we will always look after Morton to make sure you dont go bust if it was not  for  St Mirren FC your club would be long gone. Dont forget it. Sorry we cant accommodate  your big day out anymore The Renfrewshire cup is the last thing St Mirren premiership club is thinking about. Take care of Jack Baird or we wont help you again . 

Most of that crap is the usual drivel from one of the usual mouths-on-a-stick, but the bit in bold???      😄😄😆 ffs.......

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Most of that crap is the usual drivel from one of the usual mouths-on-a-stick, but the bit in bold???       ffs.......
Please excuse our resident pished halfwit who tends to make stuff up and throw shit at random targets. Usually his fellow kind.

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I'm absolutely all for DZ hanging about Morton threads and being a nuisance to their fans. 

Makes a refreshing change from him hanging about St. Mirren threads and annoying the f**k out of us. 

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I'm all for "care in the community" and all that, but keep the heid here, there are limits....... 

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8 hours ago, djchapsticks said:

I'm absolutely all for DZ hanging about Morton threads and being a nuisance to their fans. 

Makes a refreshing change from him hanging about St. Mirren threads and annoying the f**k out of us. 

Naw. f**k that. Keep him.

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Sister had a wee baby the other day and her husband is a Morton fan.

Where is the best place to buy baby Morton stuff? Not a strip, just a baby grow, bib etc?

Thanks in advance

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4 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said:

Sister had a wee baby the other day and her husband is a Morton fan.

Where is the best place to buy baby Morton stuff? Not a strip, just a baby grow, bib etc?

Thanks in advance

http://www.smithsofgreenock.co.uk/morton-home-kit

Here would be your best place but not sure if they'll have what you're after. They might have something like that in the shop but not on website.

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13 minutes ago, Scosha said:

http://www.smithsofgreenock.co.uk/morton-home-kit

Here would be your best place but not sure if they'll have what you're after. They might have something like that in the shop but not on website.

Cheers mate, I had a look on the website but they don't seem to have anything.

I might send them an email and see If they do anything.

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Is it too early for "Hopkin out"?

 

His team selections are Duffy-esque and now we're not even scoring whilst still being comical at the back.

 

If I recall correctly, his temporary spell in charge of us was a fecking disaster as well. 

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That turgid display was similar to Johansson’s shitting the bed after the 5-0 shoeing in Dingwall last season, and the result is terrible as well. We’ll now be doing well to stay clear of the bottom two by the end of this quarter.

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We really needed another winger when we already have Cadden, Nesbitt, Colville and Salkeld who can play there, as well as the already forgotten Kalvin Orsi.

I’m quite looking forward to seeing how many attacking players we shoehorn into the team to overcome our defensive issues by ignoring them.

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On the face of it, that is an insane signing (decent player though he might be)... on the other hand, it suggests to me that there’s still more money in the kitty. I’m going to say we’ll make yet another signing between now and the end of October and there’ll be a bit of trimming in January.

And obviously respect to the boy for telling McKinnon to gtf...

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