Dunning1874 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 04/09/2018 at 17:07, JinkyBairn said: Remember when Falkirk fans were all over this thread gloating for months? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkyBairn Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: Remember when Falkirk fans were all over this thread gloating for months? From what I can remember - this was a really really gid day. Wild you’ve went back to pick this oot. But fair play suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of B A R P Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Some might say that some of the following content shouldn't be on the Morton thread, but I beg to differ... The Gods of Fitba have rammed the bold Raymondo's career right up his ersehole... Taxi for McKinnon... no, really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessieField Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Looks like you Morton lot dodged a bullet with McKinnon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of B A R P Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 hours ago, JessieField said: Looks like you Morton lot dodged a bullet with McKinnon. Did we mention he’s a c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONTROOPER Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 9 hours ago, JessieField said: Looks like you Morton lot dodged a bullet with McKinnon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The scene: a Scottish League Two football club boardroom in the near future, where the club chairman is interviewing applicants for the manager’s job He buzzes through to his secretary “OK Senga, who’s next? ”Eh, it’s Ray McKinnon, Chairman” Silence in the boardroom, then a deep sigh. “Well, since he’s here....... Send him in, Senga”. Ray shuffles in, in tight navy blue V-neck jumper and navy chinos - proper manager’s attire, he thinks. After minimal small talk the chairman gets down to business. “So, Ray, I’ve got your CV here, and I’ve read this week’s version of your LinkedIn profile, so I know the story so far. Let’s look a little bit at some of the recent background.” ”Ehh, aye, ok Chairman.” ”Right. What happened at Morton?” ”Ehh, well, there were issues behind the scenes ‘n’at.......” ”What were the issues, Ray?” ”Eh, well, wan o’ the director kept givin’ me funny looks, you know? And the kitman forgot to to place my bets a couple of times.” ”Anything else?” ”Well, Greenock’s on the West Coast.” ”So?” ”I’m an East of Scotland lad, I get a nosebleed if I go too far to the West......” ”Aye, I’m sure there’s still a fair few in Greenock would be happy to help you out with a nosebleed. Ok, what went wrong at Falkirk?” ”Ehh, well I didnae get much backing from the Chairman and the Board, so.......” ”You ‘didnae get much backing’?? Ray, you signed a whole new team in the summer! “ ”Aye, but....... “ ”And you got the job because you told them you weren’t under contract at Morton.......” ”Aye, but.......” ”.......eventually costing them around a hundred grand and making them look even LESS competent than they are.......” ”Aye but the chairman’s a c.....” ”Before you go any further, Ray, I should maybe tell you that their chairman’s my wife’s cousin.” ”Oh.” Silence. Then: “Lovely woman, your wife.” ”Oh? You know her?” ”Ehh, naw.” More silence. “But the Chairman spoke well of her.......” ”Aye? More than he did for you. So, what went wrong on the park before you got sacked?” Ray looks blank for a while. Then: “Ehh, well, a new team.......” ”That YOU signed, aye.....” ”.......takes time to gel.......” ””.......it was mid-November, Ray.......” “a’ the youngsters ‘n’at....... “ ”Ray, do you think I button up the back? You signed a team with plenty experience in the division you got relegated from and a couple of guys with loads of experience in the Scottish Premiership! How were you planning on improving results?” ”Well, efter that Dumbarton game we were gonna have a ‘clear the air’ session wae the squad.......” ”ANOTHER one?? Jeez, if you’d still been there the air in that dressing room would’ve smelt better than the perfume department in Debenham’s............... Riiight, well I think we’ve covered enough here now......... Any questions before you go?” ”Aye. What kind of money will I be on?” ”We”ll discuss money with the successful candidate. One more thing, Ray.......” ”Aye? ” ”There’s a helluva spring on that boardroom door, just be careful on your way......” SCUD ”.......never mind.” Still rubbing his arse, Ray gets into his motor, sighs and turns the radio on. ”Ray, that you back? How’d it go?” ” Ehh, below average”, says Ray, wishing he had some players to blame. ”Ach, never mind. Listen, I’ve a pickup for you at the station there, funny enough going back to where you are now. Name of Hopkin.......” Ray sighs, puts his cab into gear and moves off. With the handbrake on. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Rudolph Hucker said: The scene: a Scottish League Two football club boardroom in the near future, where the club chairman is interviewing applicants for the manager’s job He buzzes through to his secretary “OK Senga, who’s next? ”Eh, it’s Ray McKinnon, Chairman” Silence in the boardroom, then a deep sigh. “Well, since he’s here....... Send him in, Senga”. Ray shuffles in, in tight navy blue V-neck jumper and navy chinos - proper manager’s attire, he thinks. After minimal small talk the chairman gets down to business. “So, Ray, I’ve got your CV here, and I’ve read this week’s version of your LinkedIn profile, so I know the story so far. Let’s look a little bit at some of the recent background.” ”Ehh, aye, ok Chairman.” ”Right. What happened at Morton?” ”Ehh, well, there were issues behind the scenes ‘n’at.......” ”What were the issues, Ray?” ”Eh, well, wan o’ the director kept givin’ me funny looks, you know? And the kitman forgot to to place my bets a couple of times.” ”Anything else?” ”Well, Greenock’s on the West Coast.” ”So?” ”I’m an East of Scotland lad, I get a nosebleed if I go too far to the West......” ”Aye, I’m sure there’s still a fair few in Greenock would be happy to help you out with a nosebleed. Ok, what went wrong at Falkirk?” ”Ehh, well I didnae get much backing from the Chairman and the Board, so.......” ”You ‘didnae get much backing’?? Ray, you signed a whole new team in the summer! “ ”Aye, but....... “ ”And you got the job because you told them you weren’t under contract at Morton.......” ”Aye, but.......” ”.......eventually costing them around a hundred grand and making them look even LESS competent than they are.......” ”Aye but the chairman’s a c.....” ”Before you go any further, Ray, I should maybe tell you that their chairman’s my wife’s cousin.” ”Oh.” Silence. Then: “Lovely woman, your wife.” ”Oh? You know her?” ”Ehh, naw.” More silence. “But the Chairman spoke well of her.......” ”Aye? More than he did for you. So, what went wrong on the park before you got sacked?” Ray looks blank for a while. Then: “Ehh, well, a new team.......” ”That YOU signed, aye.....” ”.......takes time to gel.......” ””.......it was mid-November, Ray.......” “a’ the youngsters ‘n’at....... “ ”Ray, do you think I button up the back? You signed a team with plenty experience in the division you got relegated from and a couple of guys with loads of experience in the Scottish Premiership! How were you planning on improving results?” ”Well, efter that Dumbarton game we were gonna have a ‘clear the air’ session wae the squad.......” ”ANOTHER one?? Jeez, if you’d still been there the air in that dressing room would’ve smelt better than the perfume department in Debenham’s............... Riiight, well I think we’ve covered enough here now......... Any questions before you go?” ”Aye. What kind of money will I be on?” ”We”ll discuss money with the successful candidate. One more thing, Ray.......” ”Aye? ” ”There’s a helluva spring on that boardroom door, just be careful on your way......” SCUD ”.......never mind.” Still rubbing his arse, Ray gets into his motor, sighs and turns the radio on. ”Ray, that you back? How’d it go?” ” Ehh, below average”, says Ray, wishing he had some players to blame. ”Ach, never mind. Listen, I’ve a pickup for you at the station there, funny enough going back to where you are now. Name of Hopkin.......” Ray sighs, puts his cab into gear and moves off. With the handbrake on. What the f**k is this? Gave up a quarter of the way through ya boring b*****d. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) MMMMM look, a wee rid dot from Two Planks....... Delicious. And one from vt now, sitting right above largston’s in the notifications. Thats what you call virgin on the ridiculous. Edited November 19, 2019 by Rudolph Hucker -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Rudolph Hucker said: The scene: a Scottish League Two football club boardroom in the near future, where the club chairman is interviewing applicants for the manager’s job He buzzes through to his secretary “OK Senga, who’s next? ”Eh, it’s Ray McKinnon, Chairman” Silence in the boardroom, then a deep sigh. “Well, since he’s here....... Send him in, Senga”. Ray shuffles in, in tight navy blue V-neck jumper and navy chinos - proper manager’s attire, he thinks. After minimal small talk the chairman gets down to business. “So, Ray, I’ve got your CV here, and I’ve read this week’s version of your LinkedIn profile, so I know the story so far. Let’s look a little bit at some of the recent background.” ”Ehh, aye, ok Chairman.” ”Right. What happened at Morton?” ”Ehh, well, there were issues behind the scenes ‘n’at.......” ”What were the issues, Ray?” ”Eh, well, wan o’ the director kept givin’ me funny looks, you know? And the kitman forgot to to place my bets a couple of times.” ”Anything else?” ”Well, Greenock’s on the West Coast.” ”So?” ”I’m an East of Scotland lad, I get a nosebleed if I go too far to the West......” ”Aye, I’m sure there’s still a fair few in Greenock would be happy to help you out with a nosebleed. Ok, what went wrong at Falkirk?” ”Ehh, well I didnae get much backing from the Chairman and the Board, so.......” ”You ‘didnae get much backing’?? Ray, you signed a whole new team in the summer! “ ”Aye, but....... “ ”And you got the job because you told them you weren’t under contract at Morton.......” ”Aye, but.......” ”.......eventually costing them around a hundred grand and making them look even LESS competent than they are.......” ”Aye but the chairman’s a c.....” ”Before you go any further, Ray, I should maybe tell you that their chairman’s my wife’s cousin.” ”Oh.” Silence. Then: “Lovely woman, your wife.” ”Oh? You know her?” ”Ehh, naw.” More silence. “But the Chairman spoke well of her.......” ”Aye? More than he did for you. So, what went wrong on the park before you got sacked?” Ray looks blank for a while. Then: “Ehh, well, a new team.......” ”That YOU signed, aye.....” ”.......takes time to gel.......” ””.......it was mid-November, Ray.......” “a’ the youngsters ‘n’at....... “ ”Ray, do you think I button up the back? You signed a team with plenty experience in the division you got relegated from and a couple of guys with loads of experience in the Scottish Premiership! How were you planning on improving results?” ”Well, efter that Dumbarton game we were gonna have a ‘clear the air’ session wae the squad.......” ”ANOTHER one?? Jeez, if you’d still been there the air in that dressing room would’ve smelt better than the perfume department in Debenham’s............... Riiight, well I think we’ve covered enough here now......... Any questions before you go?” ”Aye. What kind of money will I be on?” ”We”ll discuss money with the successful candidate. One more thing, Ray.......” ”Aye? ” ”There’s a helluva spring on that boardroom door, just be careful on your way......” SCUD ”.......never mind.” Still rubbing his arse, Ray gets into his motor, sighs and turns the radio on. ”Ray, that you back? How’d it go?” ” Ehh, below average”, says Ray, wishing he had some players to blame. ”Ach, never mind. Listen, I’ve a pickup for you at the station there, funny enough going back to where you are now. Name of Hopkin.......” Ray sighs, puts his cab into gear and moves off. With the handbrake on. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Rudolph Hucker said: The scene: a Scottish League Two football club boardroom in the near future, where the club chairman is interviewing applicants for the manager’s job He buzzes through to his secretary “OK Senga, who’s next? ”Eh, it’s Ray McKinnon, Chairman” Silence in the boardroom, then a deep sigh. “Well, since he’s here....... Send him in, Senga”. Ray shuffles in, in tight navy blue V-neck jumper and navy chinos - proper manager’s attire, he thinks. After minimal small talk the chairman gets down to business. “So, Ray, I’ve got your CV here, and I’ve read this week’s version of your LinkedIn profile, so I know the story so far. Let’s look a little bit at some of the recent background.” ”Ehh, aye, ok Chairman.” ”Right. What happened at Morton?” ”Ehh, well, there were issues behind the scenes ‘n’at.......” ”What were the issues, Ray?” ”Eh, well, wan o’ the director kept givin’ me funny looks, you know? And the kitman forgot to to place my bets a couple of times.” ”Anything else?” ”Well, Greenock’s on the West Coast.” ”So?” ”I’m an East of Scotland lad, I get a nosebleed if I go too far to the West......” ”Aye, I’m sure there’s still a fair few in Greenock would be happy to help you out with a nosebleed. Ok, what went wrong at Falkirk?” ”Ehh, well I didnae get much backing from the Chairman and the Board, so.......” ”You ‘didnae get much backing’?? Ray, you signed a whole new team in the summer! “ ”Aye, but....... “ ”And you got the job because you told them you weren’t under contract at Morton.......” ”Aye, but.......” ”.......eventually costing them around a hundred grand and making them look even LESS competent than they are.......” ”Aye but the chairman’s a c.....” ”Before you go any further, Ray, I should maybe tell you that their chairman’s my wife’s cousin.” ”Oh.” Silence. Then: “Lovely woman, your wife.” ”Oh? You know her?” ”Ehh, naw.” More silence. “But the Chairman spoke well of her.......” ”Aye? More than he did for you. So, what went wrong on the park before you got sacked?” Ray looks blank for a while. Then: “Ehh, well, a new team.......” ”That YOU signed, aye.....” ”.......takes time to gel.......” ””.......it was mid-November, Ray.......” “a’ the youngsters ‘n’at....... “ ”Ray, do you think I button up the back? You signed a team with plenty experience in the division you got relegated from and a couple of guys with loads of experience in the Scottish Premiership! How were you planning on improving results?” ”Well, efter that Dumbarton game we were gonna have a ‘clear the air’ session wae the squad.......” ”ANOTHER one?? Jeez, if you’d still been there the air in that dressing room would’ve smelt better than the perfume department in Debenham’s............... Riiight, well I think we’ve covered enough here now......... Any questions before you go?” ”Aye. What kind of money will I be on?” ”We”ll discuss money with the successful candidate. One more thing, Ray.......” ”Aye? ” ”There’s a helluva spring on that boardroom door, just be careful on your way......” SCUD ”.......never mind.” Still rubbing his arse, Ray gets into his motor, sighs and turns the radio on. ”Ray, that you back? How’d it go?” ” Ehh, below average”, says Ray, wishing he had some players to blame. ”Ach, never mind. Listen, I’ve a pickup for you at the station there, funny enough going back to where you are now. Name of Hopkin.......” Ray sighs, puts his cab into gear and moves off. With the handbrake on. *Inhales sharply through teeth* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost of B A R P Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The bold Rudolph’s effort, above, is the P&B equivalent of Corbyn on Brexit... there are ways to miss an open goal, but Jesus may actually have wept... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 ^^^^ this, from the guy who felt the need to share his “nightmare” about big Ramsbottom last week. P&B, it never fails to deliver. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Rudolph Hucker said: ^^^^ this, from the guy who felt the need to share his “nightmare” about big Ramsbottom last week. P&B, it never fails to deliver. I bet John Grisham's absolutely shitting himself with the likes of you about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 41 minutes ago, Rugster said: I bet John Grisham's absolutely shitting himself with the likes of you about. And I bet you thought you had an absolute zinger there, something that would have me crying into my coffee. But with more than two millennia of humanity’s greatest authors available to you, your literary horizons extend only as far as......... John fucking Grisham. i thought about saying “nice try”, pinbrain, but that really wasn’t. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Rudolph Hucker said: And I bet you thought you had an absolute zinger there, something that would have me crying into my coffee. But with more than two millennia of humanity’s greatest authors available to you, your literary horizons extend only as far as......... John fucking Grisham. i thought about saying “nice try”, pinbrain, but that really wasn’t. I picked a popular, well known and mainstream author, as going by the standard of your "writing" you're not too familiar with many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Fucking weirdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Hahaha never fails that GIF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 22 hours ago, Andrew Wells said: Fucking weirdo ^^^^^ a personal confession from a knob who changes his username every season....... to yet another character from a teenage tv show from years ago. Strange. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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