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As a tribute to the finest footballing side in Britain Scotland.

I've only seen the finest footballing side in Britain once recently. That was when you routed Sevco 4-0. Very entertaining indeed.

So it's agreed. You are indeed the finest footballing side in Britain.

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I've only seen the finest footballing side in Britain once recently. That was when you routed Sevco 4-0. Very entertaining indeed.

So it's agreed. You are indeed the finest footballing side in Britain.

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I've only seen the finest footballing side in Britain once recently. That was when you routed Sevco 4-0. Very entertaining indeed.

So it's agreed. You are indeed the finest footballing side in Britain.

f**k we need someone to change their username to/create an alias for Danny Handling to re-tweet this

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Rod,

I need a copy of the image taken from our first meeting, before you appointed me.

It looks like a painting but is actually a photograph. FIFA would like to use it for the Hall Of Fame.

Hala Madrid & Visca el Barça,

Alan Stubbs,

Manager of Real Madrid C.F. & F.C. Barcelona

Alan,

Thank you for your future message.

I, Rod Petrie, have sourced the photograph that you requested, taken prior to your appointment as Head Coach.

I, Rod Petrie, wasn't aware that there were any photographers/painters present at our first meeting.

Nevertheless, you will find the image attached to this message.

StubbsPetrieTheCreationOfAdamMonDieu_zps

Your God,

Your Rod,

I, Rod Petrie

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Alan,

Thank you for your future message.

I, Rod Petrie, have sourced the photograph that you requested, taken prior to your appointment as Head Coach.

I, Rod Petrie, wasn't aware that there were any photographers/painters present at our first meeting.

Nevertheless, you will find the image attached to this message.

StubbsPetrieTheCreationOfAdamMonDieu_zps

Your God,

Your Rod,

I, Rod Petrie

Outstanding :lol:

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Perhaps, but the visitors coming from Firhill with at least a point would have found it ok. Why don't Hibs and the SRU suggest a joint venture and arrange for a synthetic pitch to be installed then everybody wins. However, in the north of England there are many footy teams that share a ground with rugby league sides on grass pitches and it's been like that for years. Not even a hint of a disagreement to the press thus far.

Aye but Rugby League is about skillful passing and running.

Rugby Union is 15 public school boys running into each other over and over again whilst churning up the park.

Can't the peanut huggers use Raeburn Place?

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Hi Rod,

You wanted to speak to me?

Hello Jarkko,

Alan & Leann want me to pay for an experienced defensive midfielder...

Fancy a game?

Yours Finnancially,(pretty punny, eh?)

I, Rod Petrie

Hi Rod,

I'm currently considering your contract offer.

Hi Liam,

Thank you for considering our contract offer.

I just wanted to send a strictly confidential, but warmly informal message...

Here's a stock image of a lot of money:

stock-photo-scottish-and-british-money-i

I must stress that this [stock image of a lot of money] is not a bribe.

Yours incentively,

I, Rod Petrie

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Aye but Rugby League is about skillful passing and running.

Rugby Union is 15 public school boys running into each other over and over again whilst churning up the park.

Can't the peanut huggers use Raeburn Place?

Raeburn place is too small

Rugby League is all about "running into each other over and over again" at least for 4 tackles until someone tries something vaguely interesting on the last tackle.

What's more Cardiff, Swansea, Oxford United, Reading, Coventry, Bristol City, Notts County and up until recently Watford and Wycombe have all shared with union clubs

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Hello Jarkko,

Alan & Leann want me to pay for an experienced defensive midfielder...

Fancy a game?

Yours Finnancially,(pretty punny, eh?)

I, Rod Petrie

Hi Liam,

Thank you for considering our contract offer.

I just wanted to send a strictly confidential, but warmly informal message...

Here's a stock image of a lot of money:

stock-photo-scottish-and-british-money-i

I must stress that this [stock image of a lot of money] is not a bribe.

Yours incentively,

I, Rod Petrie

Hi Rod,

Can I get a payrise on my current contract.

David.

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David,

Why does everything always have to be about you, Mr "I used to be at Manchester United"? Can't you see I'm in contract discussions at the moment mate?

Cheers,

The Fontaine

Liam,

I'm the biggest player at the club. I deserve a payrise. You don't even deserve a new contract.

Cheers,

David Gray.

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Hello Jarkko,

Alan & Leann want me to pay for an experienced defensive midfielder...

Fancy a game?

Yours Finnancially,(pretty punny, eh?)

I, Rod Petrie

Hi Liam,

Thank you for considering our contract offer.

I just wanted to send a strictly confidential, but warmly informal message...

Here's a stock image of a lot of money:

stock-photo-scottish-and-british-money-i

I must stress that this [stock image of a lot of money] is not a bribe.

Yours incentively,

I, Rod Petrie

Sorry Rod, it's Mixu's job I'm aiming for but if you promise me a fancy house in Gullane or Inveresk I'll reconsider.

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