Duszek Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 "Ibrahimovic... surely not... WOOAAHH..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Being unnecessarily harsh to somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Bullying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayTheEasyBaw Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Watching the post match debate on ITV and BBC every time England get pumped out of a major championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Spitting your chewing gum out and catching it with a clean volley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Being unnecessarily harsh to somebody. That's the fucking shittest answer on this whole thread, you c**t. You're right that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Getting on the train just before the doors close. A bit like when Indiana Jones rolled under that stone door. I did it the other day and was expecting a round of applause from the other passengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Spitting your chewing gum out and catching it with a clean volley.I tried that the other day and it landed in a young girl's pocket. At least the insides of her jacket smell of Extra now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 #Lifting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 On a boiling hot day: slowly descending your scrotum into a cold river. Best to wear nearly full fishing gear to avoid unpleasantness. A side holster with lager will suffice instead of fish murdering equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That first gulp of ice cold lager on a hot day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That first gulp of ice cold lager on a hot day There's nothing like a cold beer on a warm Christmas morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Marijuana. MDMA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marijuana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 There's nothing like a cold beer on a warm Christmas morningLuckily not a warm beer on a cold Christmas morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That's the fucking shittest answer on this whole thread, you c**t. You're right that was good. Feels good man . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Spitting your chewing gum out and catching it with a clean volley. I tried that the other day and it landed in a young girl's pocket. At least the insides of her jacket smell of Extra now. Did very similar last week, normally get a good connection and hit it a few yards bit on this occasion it was a perfect connection which sailed through the sky and narrowly missed the huge fucker walking up the road in front of me. From now on I think it'll be side foots only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Whatever you do, don't try to header it. The voice of experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The pop as you break the vacuum when you first open a jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Locking the door and violently throwing my keys from my right hand to my left, successfully catching them without looking. Other way around, throwing said keys up in the air and catching them to find the front door key of choice standing up proud, awaiting imminent use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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