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See whenever someone is going on about how we "need" the Royals. Ask them whether they'd be happy with some Arab Sheikh buying out the Windsors and putting in 10x whatever the mythical, bullshit figure they've came up with the Royals contributing.

Done this a few times and you just get a slightly distressed look and a mumbled "oh no, you couldn't have that". Turns out people don't really give a f**k about their supposed benefit and actually just really enjoy being servile to this specific set of Billionaire posh people.

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He has been involved with a number of charities and brought us the invictus games. Don't hate for the sake of it.

Amazing that he found the time to do this whilst being employed full-time as a soldier in his Granny's Army.

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Is Harry no a ginger?

I've forgotten, who wis the guy that flew his helicopter tae his girlfriends estate.

How many pilots are allowed tae dae that?

Aye, he's a ginger. Just like his old man:

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Is Harry no a ginger?

I've forgotten, who wis the guy that flew his helicopter tae his girlfriends estate.

How many pilots are allowed tae dae that?

Aye, he's a ginger. Just like his old man:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Noo answer the second part of my question

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If their rank and priviledge is all based on ancestry and that means they get a free lunch for life courtesy of the taxpayer then its time for some compulsory DNA testing starting with Prince Harry to find out whether he really is Harry Hewitt as many believe. You'll never read about it in the Fleet Street tabloids, but there have even been rumours that Her Maj started playing away from home after Princess Anne and that neither Andrew or Edward are actually the sprogs of Phil the Greek. With indepently organized DNA testing in place scurrilous rumours such as these could be put to rest and the public would be assured that no interlopers are being allowed onto the Windsor gravy train.

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If their rank and priviledge is all based on ancestry and that means they get a free lunch for life courtesy of the taxpayer then its time for some compulsory DNA testing starting with Prince Harry to find out whether he really is Harry Hewitt as many believe. You'll never read about it in the Fleet Street tabloids, but there have even been rumours that Her Maj started playing away from home after Princess Anne and that neither Andrew or Edward are actually the sprogs of Phil the Greek. With indepently organized DNA testing in place scurrilous rumours such as these could be put to rest and the public would be assured that no interlopers are being allowed onto the Windsor gravy train.

Except for the ones who marry them.

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If their rank and priviledge is all based on ancestry and that means they get a free lunch for life courtesy of the taxpayer then its time for some compulsory DNA testing starting with Prince Harry to find out whether he really is Harry Hewitt as many believe. You'll never read about it in the Fleet Street tabloids, but there have even been rumours that Her Maj started playing away from home after Princess Anne and that neither Andrew or Edward are actually the sprogs of Phil the Greek. With indepently organized DNA testing in place scurrilous rumours such as these could be put to rest and the public would be assured that no interlopers are being allowed onto the Windsor gravy train.

Get them on Jeremy Kyle, imo.

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