WFAANW Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Trees of green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A goth driving a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 An old man eating a twix. Pilkington fan then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A member of staff in KFC who's not dead behind the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 An old man eating a twix. I mind our old man eating a Mars Bar once. We still talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I mind our old man eating a Mars Bar once. We still talk about it. You should write a song about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You should write a song about it. Already been done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Baby seagulls. You either get huge or giant seagulls, never baby ones. Are they hatched that size? Or is it a diet of chips that does it to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Baby seagulls. You either get huge or giant seagulls, never baby ones. Are they hatched that size? Or is it a diet of chips that does it to them? They get big pretty quickly. At my work they have nests out on the balcony bit. They've just laid eggs the last couple of weeks, they don't leave the nest area until they're pretty big. They're actually very cute when they're small, except for when they get fed. They turn into wee mutant looking fuckers with long necks and weird tongues. There's usually about 10 chicks running about on this balcony bit here, makes interesting viewing, except for when they're pumping each other Eta: had some cracking photos of them from last year but I've deleted them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Sikh jugglers. Never, ever, seen one. Same with Sikh clowns - none. Wrecks my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A Romanian without a pile off big issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 They get big pretty quickly. At my work they have nests out on the balcony bit. They've just laid eggs the last couple of weeks, they don't leave the nest area until they're pretty big. They're actually very cute when they're small, except for when they get fed. They turn into wee mutant looking fuckers with long necks and weird tongues. There's usually about 10 chicks running about on this balcony bit here, makes interesting viewing, except for when they're pumping each other Eta: had some cracking photos of them from last year but I've deleted them ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431892428.435620.jpg Fair enough, we had baby pigeons on the balcony at the house, went away for a weekend and there was a nest, egg and a very angry aggressive pigeon.. Cute but drove the cat daft, the mother would have ripped the cat apart. Everytime they have tried this year the nests been launched. Lil fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 They are flying vermin. Go outside and kill them when they are young FFS. Use the baguette that you used in Lidl .. and if you're enjoying the spree, head to Fuzzy's house and bludgeon his fucking cat with it too. Thank you. I like burds, had budgies when I was younger so got a real soft spot for them, even seagulls.. No can do. What's the deal with fuzzys cat? Must've missed this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A guy that says stuff like "you never see an attractive feminist" that isn't an absolute munter himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 There's a girl in the KFC beside my bit. (Ferry end of Dundee) who I swear is an 10/10. Even in the uniform. She absolutely hates her job and mankind I assume by her mannerisms, but that just makes me want her more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 White men with black burds. You see plenty black guys with white burds and white guys with oriental burds, but I don't think I've ever seen a white guy with a black burd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Fuzzy Afro talking sense about football. The last two words are redundant IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A politician answering the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Paul Walker in Fast & Furious 8... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town has learnt the value of not being seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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