RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 What would life be worth if you didn't have a set of bawz to scratch first thing when you wake up in the morning The best sense off satisfaction known to man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I don't have any and I think life's pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 You can scratch mines if you want.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I don't have any and I think life's pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You can scratch mines if you want.... Answer your door then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 The only thing that comes close is standing back against a large cornered object and getting rid of an itchy back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairney The Dinosaur Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 The only thing that comes close is standing back against a large cornered object and getting rid of an itchy back Think you need to get checked for fleas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 I'm changing my name username to "Lionel Itchy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidan-bufc Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Surely nobody actually scratches their baws? You more nip them to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 What would life be worth if you didn't have a set of bawz to scratch first thing when you wake up in the morning The best sense off satisfaction known to man My testicles are rarely itchy as I like to keep myself clean by washing and showering regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 My testicles are rarely itchy as I like to keep myself clean by washing and showering regularly. Now yer talking ya dirty b*****d!! The power shower on the old scrote is a thing to behold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I'm changing my name username to "Lionel Itchy" Did you know Shane Ritchie used to be married to an Indian lassie named Mabozza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Did you know Shane Ritchie used to be married to an Indian lassie named Mabozza? Your signature gif works amazing with that post tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 So what's everybody's favourite approach? The surreptitious-in-through-the-pocket method? The Italian method of near-constant scrotal adjustment? The early morning right good clawing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Giein it a howk" is rather satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 Answer your door then As long as your no a Jehovah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I had a man round last night extolling the virtues of wholemeal breid. Bloody Hovis witness. aye, can of bevvy in one hand, sitting in comfy chair, footie on the telly and a scratch of the "haw maws", ye canna beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 It's a fact that when you scratch your balls you have to sniff your hand. It's impossible not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 What would life be worth if you didn't have a set of bawz to scratch first thing when you wake up in the morning The best sense off satisfaction known to man Yer maw said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Now yer talking ya dirty b*****d!! The power shower on the old scrote is a thing to behold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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