Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I'd love to be the person at the tour operator that receives a letter from someone who couldn't work out which bus to get on. Take it you are home in one piece throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I didn't not understand it Shandon it was there early and I presumed it wasn't our bus whilst my girlfriend was busy checking out.Yes I'm home now but still visibly shaken from this mornings trauma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Where was your carer when all this was happening? Why didn't he/she help you get on the bus? Questions need to be asked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 What a great birthday you're having, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: What a great birthday you're having, throbber. He's going to Gambado's for tea. Once he gets his balloon, jelly and ice cream all will be well in the world again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Is it your birthday throbber?? Happy birthday xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Not been the best day for me really being berated on here and being out of pocket because of my Mrs being a dunderheid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, throbber said: I'll be alright I just felt like having a rant, was mostly my girlfriends fault for being too lax about the time. I'm still going to send an email and sign it off as throbber regardless. Aye, email the fat bitch and tell her she's a shite burd. Edited September 16, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Rugster said: Getting the tour company coach to/from the airport is for fucking tinks anyway. Beasts not tinks imo. About as bad as eating cold toast also. Anyway.......surely most people would have thought that their bus was just slightly early? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2016 Author Share Posted September 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Beasts not tinks imo. About as bad as eating cold toast also. Anyway.......surely most people would have thought that their bus was just slightly early? I can imagine the two of them arguing in the hotel car park. "Our bus is due at 08:45 and it's only 08:40!!! That's not our bus!!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING REP??!!!" "I let the guy that fixes the photocopier in work finger me through my tights at lunchtime." "What was that love? I thought I saw the rep there. Anyway that bus is away, let's just wait on ours now" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Mrs Throbber doesn't look too happy in this snap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Mrs Throbber doesn't look too happy in this snap. Whi......... Never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 33 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I can imagine the two of them arguing in the hotel car park. "Our bus is due at 08:45 and it's only 08:40!!! That's not our bus!!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING REP??!!!" "I let the guy that fixes the photocopier in work finger me through my tights at lunchtime." "What was that love? I thought I saw the rep there. Anyway that bus is away, let's just wait on ours now" My theory is "Darling, there's a bus outside and everyone seems to be getting on it." "Daft twats, it's way too early and I need to finish my one star report to tripadvisor. You're as pathetic as them, why don't you join them?" "No, ok dear, I'm sure you're right as always. No point in rushing eh?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 8 hours ago, throbber said: On way back from my holidays, the bus was meant to pick us up from our hotel between 840-855 and we were in lobby for 830, a bus came and a few folk got on but we assumed it was ours as was far too early. Missed the bus in more ways than one, chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Today is one of only 5 days in the year when you've to f**k about with your watch(es) to change the date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 On 9/16/2016 at 08:11, throbber said: I didn't not understand it Shandon it was there early and I presumed it wasn't our bus whilst my girlfriend was busy checking out. f**k, Throbs. Was she just getting stoned right there in the lobby. Scots on holiday, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 hours ago, H Wragg said: Today is one of only 5 days in the year when you've to f**k about with your watch(es) to change the date. Just leave it. It'll come round right eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 only got 4 beers left for the armchair fitbaw the morra but feel a wee bit of man-flu coming on, is it too late to get a sainsbury's carry oot delivery pre-kick off? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: only got 4 beers left for the armchair fitbaw the morra but feel a wee bit of man-flu coming on, is it too late to get a sainsbury's carry oot delivery pre-kick off? Grimbo Is it the valet's day off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Just now, The_Kincardine said: Is it the valet's day off? Went off on the sick yesterday, lazy f**k, you just can't get the staff these days, fuckin brexit! Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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