Rugster Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I have genuinely only seen 2 spiders since I moved here and they were tiny little fuckers. It's the ones you can't see you need to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 It's the ones you can't see you need to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I have genuinely only seen 2 spiders since I moved here and they were tiny little fuckers. Saw two emus wandering about beside the road which was a bit mental considering I had no idea they were wild here. Saw a ginger haired guy fall off his roof shortly afterwards. Did you think that the convicts kept them as pets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Did you think that the convicts kept them as pets? Yes. In other not-a-first-world-problem-but-other-things-I've-seen-since-I-arrived-in-Oz news, I saw a private reg of U EVN LIFT last week and immediately thought of Mhak (RIP). It's ridiculously cheap and easy to get the reg plate of your choice here. FAN1BOZ has been spotted driving around Perth. Terribly immature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Yes. In other not-a-first-world-problem-but-other-things-I've-seen-since-I-arrived-in-Oz news, I saw a private reg of U EVN LIFT last week and immediately thought of Mhak (RIP). It's ridiculously cheap and easy to get the reg plate of your choice here. FAN1BOZ has been spotted driving around Perth. Terribly immature. ^^^^MEHPEH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 WHZNCHG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 WHZNCHG Is that cocaine heavily laced with amphetamines? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just-Eat wouldn't work last night so I had to call the Curry Central instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I was watching a film on Putlocker. I have been noticing the adverts showing various big-titted Asian ladies who are desperate for British men. I just can't decide which one of the stunning women I should leave my wife for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Had too much coffee and have the shakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Did you put your right arm to hood use? Why have you turned American? Have a nice day. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Cleaner is going on holiday for 2 weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Right arm slightly sore as my masseur this morning neglected to ensure even distribution of sunscreen on all my exposed body parts at the golf club this morning.....she's sacked. Happy ending with a slightly irritating final conclusion! Depending on how broadminded you are, you might want to get on to Trading Standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetwiseHercules Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) I'm really annoyed that the underfloor heating in my newly built house isn't working exactly as it should. It seems the hall and utility room zones are dualled somehow so that whenever the hall is on the utility room comes on too, even though the utility is set to off. Going to need to get the plumbers back again to fiddle about with the actuator heads. Blood is boiling about it. Edited April 19, 2016 by StreetwiseHercules 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I'm really annoyed that the underfloor heating in my newly built house isn't working exactly as it should. It seems the hall and utility room zones are dualled somehow so that whenever the hall is on the utility room comes on too, even though the utility is set to off. Going to need to get the plumbers back again to fiddle about with the actuator heads. Blood is boiling about it. ^^^Lives in the top flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I'm really annoyed that the underfloor heating in my newly built house isn't working exactly as it should. It seems the hall and utility room zones are dualled somehow so that whenever the hall is on the utility room comes on too, even though the utility is set to off. Going to need to get the plumbers back again to fiddle about with the actuator heads. Blood is boiling about it. Don't stand in the utility room then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I have genuinely only seen 2 spiders since I moved here and they were tiny little fuckers. Saw two emus wandering about beside the road which was a bit mental considering I had no idea they were wild here. Saw a ginger haired guy fall off his roof shortly afterwards.Emus? Are you living out in the arse end of nowhere like Eednud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Stuck inside all day on what is the nicest day of the year thus far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Stuck inside all day on what is the nicest day of the year thus far.Fixing StreetwiseHercules' underfloor heating? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Fixing StreetwiseHercules' underfloor heating? Nowhere near as exciting as that sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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