Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? Why is getting a free wine a problem, first world or otherwise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? When does it go out of date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? I would have had it opened already rather than asking the question and put the free wine delivery in RTBC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? Right now. Any come back just say that you assumed that it was a gift that someone dropped off when you were out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Why is getting a free wine a problem, first world or otherwise? I probably should have put this in the quick question thread. I'm all a tizzy at having phree wine sitting in my hallway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? This has all the traits of your wife having an affair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 This has all the traits of your wife having an affair. I might as well drink the wine to dull the emotional distress this will cause me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 If it's been dumped at your front door, who would know whether it was picked up by you or some random passer by? If they go around leaving parcels on door steps something's bound to get lifted sooner or later. What I'm saying is, why is it not opened and breathing/chilling for Friday night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 You sure it's normal wine? Could be the original intended recipient has upset some nasty people and it's laced with diuretic or worse! After all if there is no return address you don't know. BE AWARE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Not sure what you are waiting for KB get it down ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I might as well drink the wine to dull the emotional distress this will cause me. Might be a sectarian parcel bomb. Open it and see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Might be a sectarian parcel bomb. Open it and see. It is addressed to Mr Rhonny Dheila...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Not sure what you are waiting for KB get it down ye. Probably waiting on the stormtrooper outfit to arrive and his parcel of ching from Deeboy (he posted it guaranteed am Sat delivery by mistake). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Almost burnt my back when I lay on the black sun lounger out my back earlier. Nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Probably waiting on the stormtrooper outfit to arrive and his parcel of ching from Deeboy (he posted it guaranteed am Sat delivery by mistake). My birthday weekend looks like it's all coming up Milhouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Box of tatties, was it? I did come home to a sack of tatties lying at the door last week, but I was expecting them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Right arm slightly sore as my masseur this morning neglected to ensure even distribution of sunscreen on all my exposed body parts at the golf club this morning.....she's sacked. Happy ending with a slightly irritating final conclusion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Almost burnt my back when I lay on the black sun lounger out my back earlier. Nightmare. I'd be more worried about the family of deadly spiders/snakes* that are living underneath it. *delete as appropriate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Box of tatties, was it? Yes- empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'd be more worried about the family of deadly spiders/snakes* that are living underneath it. *delete as appropriate I have genuinely only seen 2 spiders since I moved here and they were tiny little fuckers. Saw two emus wandering about beside the road which was a bit mental considering I had no idea they were wild here. Saw a ginger haired guy fall off his roof shortly afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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