ah-dee Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 It’s taken my 3 days to be calm enough to write this but Sainsbury’s in Dundee no longer stock oyster mushrooms. They only do packs of “exotic” mushrooms which are a mixture of oyster, shiitake and maitake. Whilst my chicken reisling and buttered noodles turned out just grand, I’m sure if Nigella has seen it I’m sure she would have called the police (or preferably smothered me with her ample baps). Very much reminded me of how the jumpers of 9/11 must have felt.i liked this just for mentioning Nigellas ample baps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: They grow wild near me. I'll harvest some for you if you'd like. Any joy yet with Sky? Excellent, stick some in an envelope and post them to Melanius Mullarkey. They'll either reach me or the footballer with the same name (im following him on Twitter so I will await his tweet). Sky? 56 minutes ago, ah-dee said: i liked this just for mentioning Nigellas ample baps! Any excuse to post this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 I have to go out tonight at 18:00 so am having to tape the game, turn off my phone, and watch it "as live" when I get home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I have to go out tonight at 18:00 so am having to tape the game, turn off my phone, and watch it "as live" when I get home.Shame.Your team died.I feel bad, as you are the only decent Sevco fan on here.Hope your team get pummelled tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I have to go out tonight at 18:00 so am having to tape the game, turn off my phone, and watch it "as live" when I get home.Even the starving weans in Africa don’t “tape” things anymore...old man 3rd world problems imo (I realise you’re probably not actually setting a VCR etc) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I took a coffee cup to the work van today but it’s too big to fit in the cup holder so I can’t enjoy a hot beverage on way to and from work without it spilling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 35 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Shame. Your team died. I feel bad, as you are the only decent Sevco fan on here. Hope your team get pummelled tonight. Harsh on Forest of Dean IMO. He seems like a decent Rangers poster from what I've seen. He also strikes me as a guy who has normal sized hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I took a coffee cup to the work van today but it’s too big to fit in the cup holder so I can’t enjoy a hot beverage on way to and from work without it spilling. You can get a bigger one for under a fiver that fits onto the door or vents. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drink-Holders/b?ie=UTF8&node=303757031 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 You can get a bigger one for under a fiver that fits onto the door or vents. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drink-Holders/b?ie=UTF8&node=303757031 Thanks, I’ll just take a cup with a smaller circumference though and save my money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) My internet is slow for some reason and it's taking ages for FIFA 19 to download. I now know what those weans in Ethiopia feel like having to walk miles to get water. Edited September 20, 2018 by The Saintee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Currently without broadband, explained to the youngest child that Netflix doesn't work anymore, cue floods of tears 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 There was a Tornado near my house Friday and a lot of people have lost electricity (myself included) for a while yet people seem the need to tweet abuse at the person operating the power company's twitter account over the fact that they have been a day without power 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: There was a Tornado near my house Friday and a lot of people have lost electricity (myself included) for a while yet people seem the need to tweet abuse at the person operating the power company's twitter account over the fact that they have been a day without power Quite right. Do you live in Syria? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Quite right. Do you live in Syria?I do not live in Syria lol. Having no electricity is inconvenient but not exactly a major emergency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Quite right. Do you live in Syria? I do not live in Syria lol. Having no electricity is inconvenient but not exactly a major emergency Take this to the PTTGOYN thread tbf imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The fridges in Greggs simply aren't cold enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 I do not live in Syria lol. Having no electricity is inconvenient but not exactly a major emergencyThis. I occasionally get black outs (everyday) but that's another story.Our electricity turns off about 3 times a day sometimes for a second sometimes for an hour or so. We have been told its so the people in Bangkok don't get this and the country bungins can get on with it.Last year I had no leccie for 3 days....it was OK. I live a second world country before anyone starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 I'm pretty sure you're not eligible to post in this thread, sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: This. I occasionally get black outs (everyday) Is there blood on your hands or any other signs of a struggle? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is there blood on your hands or any other signs of a struggle? Nae, I just f**k them up first... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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