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We've all had those moments where you seethe at something that's utterly irrelevant in the big scheme of things.

Mine today was that my houmous at lunchtime contained chick peas that hadn't been ground up, and they felt funny in my mouth.

Those folk in Nepal think they've got it hard.

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We've all had those moments where you seethe at something that's utterly irrelevant in the big scheme of things.

Mine today was that my houmous at lunchtime contained chick peas that hadn't been ground up, and they felt funny in my mouth.

Those folk in Nepal think they've got it hard.

That will be the placebo Viagra.

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Went into a pub for a swift half earlier today because of the sign outside saying they had Windswept beer... but it was in bottles which you could just buy in Tesco, nothing on tap.

Also a family deal for Gleneagles falling through and having to make do with the Crieff Hydro instead.

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Got a pizza from Dominoes and forgot to order jalapenos on it. Was properly raging for a good half hour, still pretty pissed off about it tbh. Ate the whole thing thinking hmm quite good but would be better with jalapenos.

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The chippy last week gave me a tub of gravy when I ordered curry sauce and I didn't realise until I got home.

My upstairs telly remote ran out of battery earlier and we've got no AAA's in the house, so I had to stand up and switch it over and off manually.

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I have never played Kerby as I had a back garden with some goals in it. Today, I almost choked on some Pak Choi not to mention I'm very disappointed I didn't get selected to play cricket in the opening weekend of the season. I'm a Guardian article away from being a proper champagne socialist.

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No matter how annoying I might find them, I'm never allowed to hack someone to death with a machete.

I'd need to find a machete first, but it's the principle.

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