pandarilla Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I've said it for years mate.Really you would just need one of the big grill things you get in the shop and a chip vat. In Kilmarnock/Hurlford/Galston etc you could just get the burgers made up in the two restaurants (loose term) and they could just pop the van in and get filled up.An ice cream machine too. They would make an absolute fortune. I did 3 years in McDonald's (with a month's training in killie I'll hasten to add). We could do this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I did 3 years in McDonald's (with a month's training in killie I'll hasten to add). We could do this. Community service? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I did 3 years in McDonald's (with a month's training in killie I'll hasten to add). We could do this. I was there for a year about 15 years ago.........f**k me I'm getting old. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Community service? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 My driver side cornering light needs replacing. However will one successfully manoeuvre around corners without it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 My driver side cornering light needs replacing. However will one successfully manoeuvre around corners without it? Just treat them like they're your indicators. Just dead weight on a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Just treat them like they're your indicators. Just dead weight on a car. One less thing I can slag BMW drivers for though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 (edited) On 7/1/2017 at 17:11, Bairnardo said: On S7 issues, I fucking HATE that I get a lock screen which you have to swipe away, before getting to your actual pattern protected lock screen. I also hate the regularity with which I end up inadvertantly opening the camera Were you listening to me talking and wrote it on the internet? Pretty sure I said that word for word Edited July 4, 2017 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 One less thing I can slag BMW drivers for though. Slag 'em anyway. They're BMW drivers. You owe them nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 11 hours ago, pandarilla said: I know we're involved in some heavy shite-talking in the big match thread - but this is a genius post. It would have to be a pretty big van to fit in the relevant gear. But holy shit my mouth is already watering - and I'm a good couple of notches above schemie b*****d. Have you never heard of a chip van? We have them in Airdrie. Old vans packed with second hand electrical equipment and vats of hot oil, careering round schemes to dispense heart attacks wrapped up in newspaper. Ours comes on a Wednesday never miss it. Fish supper with a hamburger garnish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Have you never heard of a chip van? We have them in Airdrie. Old vans packed with second hand electrical equipment and vats of hot oil, careering round schemes to dispense heart attacks wrapped up in newspaper. Ours comes on a Wednesday never miss it. Fish supper with a hamburger garnish. Do you live in the 1980s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, pandarilla said: Do you live in the 1980s? On a good day, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Do you live in the 1980s? Isn't every day in Airdrie like the 1980s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 57 minutes ago, Swarley said: Isn't every day in Airdrie like the 1980s? When did it move forward 290 years? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The vending machine outside our office is no longer selling sweet chilli crisps. Someone get me Donald Trump and his nuclear football, for I am ending this now. Never mind that there are at least half a dozen other vending machines in the building. This one is mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 21 hours ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: My driver side cornering light needs replacing. However will one successfully manoeuvre around corners without it? Cornering light? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Milk spilled and leaked all inside my backpack today at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Milk spilled and leaked all inside my backpack today at work. Carrying a glass of milk in a rucksack? Asking for trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Cornering light? Aye. When i turn my steering wheel either way a wee cornering light shines around the corner to give me better clarity as opposed to me waiting a split second before my headlights show me the way. Stopped driving it until I fit a new bulb in case I end up in someone's garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 2017-7-4 at 23:29, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Aye. When i turn my steering wheel either way a wee cornering light shines around the corner to give me better clarity as opposed to me waiting a split second before my headlights show me the way. Stopped driving it until I fit a new bulb in case I end up in someone's garden. Too right. Without that gizmo your cars a weapon of mass destruction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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