Swarley Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 A lot of bottled up hate and rage here Obviously tried to buy that house originally and missed out. He should also remember that it's not the seller that writes the marketing material but the estate agent. Hopefully the seller will see this video and then paint something like "your tears are delicious" on the fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 On 06/11/2016 at 14:08, Black and White Tragic said: This..... Couldn't find the problem neighbours thread, but dat view... prisoners would die for it. If I won the lottery I'd buy the house and put up a fucking huge TV facing the c**t's house and play the video on a loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 This.....Couldn't find the problem neighbours thread, but dat view... prisoners would die for it. Had to go and find this video on YouTube after all the response here. What a moaning faced c**t. No the boys fault your pishy doon the hill house has a shitey view and it's worth f**k all. I'd be telling him to keep the video "live online" as he's made a complete fud of himself, roaster! The 5 second interlude watching a plane was quite good though. Edit: ps, do nice bushes give off less pollen than other bushes? Sounds unlikely so shut yer greeting puss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 So it's so annoying when some videos on P&B don't work on the iPhone [emoji336] app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Needing a pish while your on break, you have to hold it in till your back on work timeFirst World Problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Making scrambled eggs in the microwave and I set the timer for 40 seconds instead of 45. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 The fact that the Warburtons "Toastie" loaf doesn't fit in the toaster makes me genuinely seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Wonderful loaf though. Agreed. Probably why I am so angry at the fact it is called "Toastie" rather than "Brilliant loaf that doesn't quite fit in the toaster". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 The fact that the Warburtons "Toastie" loaf doesn't fit in the toaster makes me genuinely seethe. Have you tried a slice at a time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Hand dryers in pub toilets that are placed right next to a urinal. There's nothing better than trying to dry your hands while attempting to avoid any kind of interaction with the boy pishing about 10cm away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 19, 2016 Author Share Posted November 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Making scrambled eggs in the microwave and I set the timer for 40 seconds instead of 45. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Making scrambled eggs in the microwave and I set the timer for 40 seconds instead of 45. Only Tedi's use microwaves for cooking eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Only Tedi's use microwaves for cooking eggs. I googled microwave eggs. Loads of the pictures have them in a cup. Who has a cup of scrambled egg? Cups are for mashing boiled eggs, everybody knows that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 7 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Agreed. Probably why I am so angry at the fact it is called "Toastie" rather than "Brilliant loaf that doesn't quite fit in the toaster". Used to have that problem until I started putting it in the upright position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 20, 2016 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) Out for a few beers last night and decided I'd have a look and see how much an Uber was up the road. I was in Woodlands Road so a black hack or a private would normally be about £20-25. Uber app says £12.50. Dancer! Had just got another round in so didn't book it. Went back on the app when I was ready to go and they'd applied a "Surge Charge" of x3.4. Those wee lassies in Africa that have to walk 400 miles a day for water that a hippo has shat in have it fucking lucky. ETA: wasn't all bad. I walked along to Sauchiehall St and got a taxi outside the Garage, guys meter must have been fucked because it was only £15 Edited November 20, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I think the word is surcharge KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 That's funny - I have never heard of surge charge and thought KB had just heard the term wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Got fucking wankered and texted the ex begging her to take me back. Now I feel like a dick. Someone should confiscate my phone when I'm drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Forgot to put sugar in my tea but too hungover to go downstairs and remedy the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 What a shit storm Bully. Text your ex and tell her about your morning dilemma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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