throbber Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Locked yourself in the lavvy? Slightly more exciting than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Slightly more exciting than that.Locked yourself in StreetwiseHercules' lavvy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetwiseHercules Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Feel myself getting angry when shops don't have contactless payment or Apple Pay. Tesco and Sainsbury's are serial offenders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Feel myself getting angry when shops don't have contactless payment or Apple Pay. Tesco and Sainsbury's are serial offenders. Third World problems thread for people who spend £30 or less in a lumpen proletariat supermarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 People you like but don't know dying on consecutive days, it's so inconsiderate. Victoria Wood and Prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 My pc has started to write words out backwards as I type them in. This only appears to happen when I use Bold, underline or strikethrough options. It can be bloody annoying ​os ti nac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Feel myself getting angry when shops don't have contactless payment or Apple Pay. Tesco and Sainsbury's are serial offenders. They sell cornflakes, both own brand and expensive brand names. What more do you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I like to be out the house when my cleaner is in, as I can't be arsed moving about as she moves from room to room. Also, I'm an unsociable p***k and can't be arsed with the small talk. Anyway, she turned up half an hour early today, so I had to partake in some meaningless chat, as u quickly got myself ready and got out of there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I like to be out the house when my cleaner is in, as I can't be arsed moving about as she moves from room to room. Also, I'm an unsociable p***k and can't be arsed with the small talk. Anyway, she turned up half an hour early today, so I had to partake in some meaningless chat, as u quickly got myself ready and got out of there. I didn't get you ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I ate 5 and a half large donuts yesterday afternoon. I've felt slightly queasy since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Agreed to having a pasta dish for dinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 f**k's sake, Throbs. Even you can't burn pasta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Im not the one making it, i would never make pasta if i had it my way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Im not the one making it, i would never make pasta if i had it my way. What's getting your hole got to do with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Neither would I, assuming that your way is similar to Grimbo's crispy pets*. You don't even like a bit of Alfredo, Throbs? I'm quite shocked by this. I could have pasta almost every day. * (sorry Grimbo) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I don't like any Italian food - pasta and pizza don't do it for me at all. I would happily eat meat and veg/rice/chips every day for the rest of my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I like to be out the house when my cleaner is in, as I can't be arsed moving about as she moves from room to room. Also, I'm an unsociable p***k and can't be arsed with the small talk. Anyway, she turned up half an hour early today, so I had to partake in some meaningless chat, as u quickly got myself ready and got out of there. Im the same,i dont like to be in when she comes.Just like to be out of the house to let her get on with her job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 My cleaner is semi attractive so I live in hope that a Confessions of a window cleaner type scenario comes up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 My cleaner is semi attractive so I live in hope that a Confessions of a window cleaner type scenario comes up. I get mine to scrub the bathroom floor while I'm having a dump. Costs a bit extra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I get mine to scrub the bathroom floor while I'm having a dump. Costs a bit extra.If you were a real pro, you'd get her to shite while you scrubbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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