ICTJohnboy Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I can mind reading somewhere that one of the secondary complications that can arise after a vasectomy is the wife's subsequent pregnancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I can mind reading somewhere that one of the secondary complications that can arise after a vasectomy is the wife's subsequent pregnancy. There can be other causes of pregnancy in the wife of a vasectomised man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 There can be other causes of pregnancy in the wife of a vasectomised man. Sergeant Wilson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Sergeant Wilson?I'm in the doctored group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Cuts cut - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-vasectomies-rationed-health-service-5760005 Give it two years and it'll be done by the Health Centre nurse with the sharpest teeth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 One side effect (for me) is that the wife is no longer on implants or the injection. Now she has periods. Now me and the kids hide under our beds one week in four, terrified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 15th July and that's it. My swimmers will be living on borrowed time until all jizzed out. It'll be a sad day. Only good thing is I'm getting taken to waggamama for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Cuts cut - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-vasectomies-rationed-health-service-5760005 Give it two years and it'll be done by the Health Centre nurse with the sharpest teeth Disgraceful. The Government should be offering cash to randy numpties for them to have the op. Imagine the savings in the associated costs from unwanted pregnancies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'm two weeks post op and it's ok bar the scar occasionally rubbing on my boxers or rolling onto my front in bed and I just hit the wrong bit. The op was a breeze, slightly uncomfortable when he was feeling for the tubes, an achy pain going down into my groin with the anaesthetic and that was it. Breeks on and away home after a coffee and a custard cream. One thing that nobody warns you about is the cleaning stuff they use to wash you down at the start is ice cold, I was fuckin gripping the side of the bed as it ran down between the cheeks of my arse. Horrendous. Got to shoot my load a minimum of 24 times before the first sample goes in on the 1st of September, sex as a medical necessity is great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'm two weeks post op and it's ok bar the scar occasionally rubbing on my boxers or rolling onto my front in bed and I just hit the wrong bit. The op was a breeze, slightly uncomfortable when he was feeling for the tubes, an achy pain going down into my groin with the anaesthetic and that was it. Breeks on and away home after a coffee and a custard cream. One thing that nobody warns you about is the cleaning stuff they use to wash you down at the start is ice cold, I was fuckin gripping the side of the bed as it ran down between the cheeks of my arse. Horrendous. Got to shoot my load a minimum of 24 times before the first sample goes in on the 1st of September, sex as a medical necessity is great. Lets see your tits then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Lets see your tits then. Why, do you want to compare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Why, do you want to compare? I see no problem with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Well, tonight is the night. My swimmers will only be swimming for a few more months until they are no more. Still got to work out how to shave my 'wan's and twa's' without cutting my sack to shreds.I've deemed this an operation, my wife calls it a procedure. No nerves at the moment but I'll be shaking like a shitting dog on the way to the hospital. Au revoir little swimmers. It's been nice knowing you.x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Enjoy! Arm the missus with shaving foam and a razor and get her to do the shaving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Enjoy! Arm the missus with shaving foam and a razor and get her to do the shaving. f**k that, she can't even shave her legs without looking like she'd been self harming!! I used to have to shave my head with a bid myself for fear of losing an ear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 f**k that, she can't even shave her legs without looking like she'd been self harming!! I used to have to shave my head with a bid myself for fear of losing an ear! Use the hair clippers then, and get a wee thrill when you get a nick off it. Or so I hear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I never did mine beforehand, they just do the bits they need at the time. So don't let the lass loose if she's a bit shaky handit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 That was a piece of piss. I say that as my nuts are still numb. Bit disappointed that there was no tea or biscuits. Doctor was all business and little time for chit chat. That's it done though and I get a couple of days to myself watching shite acting in Strike Back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That was a piece of piss. I say that as my nuts are still numb. Bit disappointed that there was no tea or biscuits. Doctor was all business and little time for chit chat. That's it done though and I get a couple of days to myself watching shite acting in Strike Back. Would you rather have a comedian or someone who was concentrating on the job? Take some paracetamol at bedtime because your anaesthetic will wear off during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Well that's a buzz kill. A bit of banter never goes amiss. Got co-codamol so should ease any discomfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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