jimbaxters Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 17 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 17 hours ago, Adam said: Maybe I’m not hearing enough about success stories, but the number of people I know that have had complications following a vasectomy gives me the heebie jeebies. I really can’t think of anything more horrifying. You honestly wouldnt know I had it done. Same here. Everything as was before. Just Ingredient X is missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 10 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Same here. Everything as was before. Just Ingredient X is missing. Jimbaters 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 17:35, G_Man1985 said: Felt sick after call haha. However first appointment March didnt go to plan. However that is it. Bit different doing it on the phone than in person when speaking about it for sure Thats me all set for a week on Friday Feel ill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Don't worry. I woke up in pain this morning but it's only been 20-odd years since I had it done. You'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Don't worry. I woke up in pain this morning but it's only been 20-odd years since I had it done. You'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 17 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Thats me all set for a week on Friday Feel ill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Miss fives that day too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 The leaflet they send out before the procedure. Aye dont read it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 The leaflet they send out before the procedure. Aye dont read it It's a breeze m8. Dont sweat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 On 26/10/2020 at 13:37, G_Man1985 said: Miss fives that day too. Once you get the ubiquitous post op infection you will miss about 3 weeks of fives... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 I don't want to put the fella off, so I won't share my story. Or the botched circumcision for that matter. It's nearly tea time and some of you might be having sausages or meatballs. All I'll say is, it's a teeny bit sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: The leaflet they send out before the procedure. Aye dont read it It's a breeze m8. Dont sweat it. More worried about doing my shave before it haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: More worried about doing my shave before it haha Are you to do that? I was told not to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Are you to do that? I was told not to Yup on letter says to do so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Yup on letter says to do so Nae luck. Part of the service at Forth Valley, and thankfully so. I would have left it like a Sweeney Todd training session 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 No wanting the covid hiding in your pubes, ken? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 (edited) FFS. mine was three times at the hospital for various f**k ups and mistakes, including at the third attempt the surgeon crying ‘aww ffs, f**k this!!’ and walking off halfway through before (thankfully) coming back and sewing me back up. It’s a bit sore for a day or so but a couple of man-up pills the morning after and you’ll be fine. Edited October 28, 2020 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 17 hours ago, alta-pete said: FFS. mine was three times at the hospital for various f**k ups and mistakes, including at the third attempt the surgeon crying ‘aww ffs, f**k this!!’ and walking off halfway through before (thankfully) coming back and sewing me back up. It’s a bit sore for a day or so but a couple of man-up pills the morning after and you’ll be fine. Man-up pills? Quite like the sound of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 On 28/10/2020 at 17:51, Bairnardo said: On 28/10/2020 at 17:48, G_Man1985 said: Yup on letter says to do so Nae luck. Part of the service at Forth Valley, and thankfully so. I would have left it like a Sweeney Todd training session Shaving hasn't been so bad .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) It's not too bad, 10 minutes for the procedure. Only strange bit is when they're tugging away at your tubes your stomach feels weird. The infection that followed however, was horrific. Swollen, sore and sensitive bollocks. Horrendous. Put on antibiotics which I shouldn't have been put on as they interacted with my citalopram and with the infection, basically tripped like f**k. Had what can only be described as a "mental episode" in which everything appeared in the distance. Freaked out in the bathroom, seen mini goats running under the door, took manicure scissors to my hair (apparently this is common as its the only bit of your body you can control), so after doing a Britney, I got taken to Paisley Hospital where the psychiatric team explained what had happened. Freaked the shit out my mrs. The doc there then gave me tablets to calm me down which was great. Only to find that they tablets mixed with the other stuff can cause your heart to skip. My GP was horrified that I was given these and told to stop immediately. Baws are fine the day and I've not had anymore weans. 2 is plenty. Anyway good luck tomorrow pal, it's a breeze. Edited October 29, 2020 by the snudge Added some in 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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