FuzzyBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I got sent on an Islam awareness course at my work. The Imam told us you don't convert to Islam you revert as they believe everyone is born Muslim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I got sent on an Islam awareness course at my work. The Imam told us you don't convert to Islam you revert as they believe everyone is born Muslim. If that was the case we’d all be born circumcised. They haven't thought that one through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'm thinking of converting to Coptic Christian. It just sounds so much sexier than plain old normal Christians. Questions: 1. is it a conversion if I don't currently go to church? 2. Will the nutty Muslim head choppers disapprove? 3. What the f**k is a Coptic Christian? sounds like a Copt out to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I got sent on an Islam awareness course at my work. The Imam told us you don't convert to Islam you revert as they believe everyone is born Muslim. An 'Islam awareness course'! Fucking hell. I should run Islam/Judaism/Christian awareness courses. Basically I would say to treat everyone one exactly the same and ignore their sky fairy stupidity. Easy money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 To be fair it was quite interesting but I did not believe a word of it. The curry at lunchtime was tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Actually the best bit was my colleague going to the loo and being impressed that they provide a seat for you to do a p1sh. It was only later he found out he had p1shed in the trough where the guys wash their feet before prayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Surely the biggest challenge is learning to wipe your arse with your hand..........sans paper Misread that as "sand paper" Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I got sent on an Islam awareness course at my work. The Imam told us you don't convert to Islam you revert as they believe everyone is born Muslim. Do you work for the government by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Yes I did at that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Yes I did at that time. Shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'm thinking of converting to Coptic Christian. It just sounds so much sexier than plain old normal Christians. Questions: 1. is it a conversion if I don't currently go to church? 2. Will the nutty Muslim head choppers disapprove? 3. What the f**k is a Coptic Christian? The Coptic Pope has a cooler hat than the Roman Catholic one, so they get a plus from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'm up for any religion that has a wizard as Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 The Coptic Pope has a cooler hat than the Roman Catholic one, so they get a plus from me. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1424271011.357736.jpg It sounds a lot of made up shite but at least he's happy at his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 No disrespect to Islam, as a footballer might say, but if I was converting to any religion, it would be absolutely last on my list. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Junior grounds.Hope something forgives you for that remark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I might convert to islam, do they prefer smoked or unsmoked bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete's Frontier Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Polygamy legal in most Muslim countries, up to four wives per gadge. Mohammed himself, the perfect man, had fifteen wives that he was said to service regularly by one source, Allah having infused him with the prowess thirty dudes. He also had concubines and license to shag slave girls. I'm amazed brother Sheridan has not converted. Sharia is progress really, isn't bad news for us guys who convert. Insha"Allah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Polygamy legal in most Muslim countries, up to four wives per gadge. Mohammed himself, the perfect man, had fifteen wives that he was said to service regularly by one source, Allah having infused him with the prowess thirty dudes. He also had concubines and license to shag slave girls. I'm amazed brother Sheridan has not converted. Sharia is progress really, isn't bad news for us guys who convert. Insha"Allah. Now, see...from what I remember of my single days, there were never enough single, decent looking breathing wimmen to go around. The nights me and my mates stood around in night clubs watching disconsolately while the more desperate of our brethren made fools of themselves over the few horrorbags on display. It was depressing as f**k. So how does it work in these "multiple wives" cultures. Are there just a bunch of saddos sitting at home on a Saturday, wishing they had Internet access while the ones with the fancy cars clean up, or what? Utah's the bloody same. How do they catch two girls at the same time, let alone four or more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If i join tomorrow will i have my ray gun for the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If i join tomorrow will i have my ray gun for the weekend?Who is proposing and seconding you. You don't just turn up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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