nsr Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The Big Hoose Guy. He's basically the personification of Sevco: a staggering degree of entitlement and pomposity from what is essentially an enormous, revolting mess. Has he cropped up at any other point during the hilarious saga of Sevco? Or was he just a one-off comedy moment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It's quite funny that Kincardine doesn't realise he now supports a diddy team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Brilliant Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Another piss take thread really? as if there aren't enough on here for the obsessives to get their fix already. Guess it shows how little else there is to talk about in the Scottish game at the moment. I cant think of any other reason. Ah well.. Yas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxs Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The 411 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Most hilarous Rangerssevco moments....... I can give three featuring Chucky never mind the rest of it; 1. The look at my new Chateau I bought with your cash photo; 2. I have named my new horse Ibrox, slightly subtler than calling it 'PMSL GIRUY', which may have been more apt. 3. Crying in the hospital bed as he waits on his Jim Whyte bedbath............ So many moments it like a Fools & Horses compilation where as you watch you think, forgot about that one, Jesus and that one, and that one, etc.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) I'd have to say that my fave was when they 'had the battle fever on' and were promptly pumped on their own patch by Dundee United. Honourable mentions to Raith Rovers x2, Annan, QoS, Hibs x2 and Ally McCoist's grass-cutting skills. Edited February 10, 2015 by AyrTroopMajor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The 'scumbags' at the AGM. Comedy gold dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It's quite funny that Kincardine doesn't realise he now supports a diddy team. Even their unquestioned leader Dave King has said that Rangers are in danger of becoming an irrelevance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Been trying to think who the 'Big Hoose' guy reminds me of. Finally got it - new Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan.... Pre-diet Rex Ryan. Anyway, the one singular moment that really sticks in my mind is the Sandy Jardine & Co march upon the steps of Hampden. This isn't a funny moment, but it really summed up for me the false sense of being wronged, the blame everyone bar ourselves attitude, the triumphalism and entitlement... And the greetin' like big girl's blouses when they weren't suddenly getting things all their own way. I was disappointed too, because I had Jardine (God rest his soul) marked down as one of the bluenoses that I respected, much in the way I respect Billy McNeil and Tommy Burns for example. That was a complete embarrassment - marching on Hampden FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 Bomber Brown demanding the deeds would be funnier for me if he didn't tarnish my club a mere 6 months later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Jardine did a McCoist. He was positioning himself on the side of the fans so that when he got his slice of Rangers he'd still come out looking rosy. McCoist did it with the we don't do walking away shite, Jardine was looking for the enemies of ra peeple, and King is trying to do it now passing himself off as a Rangers man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Has he cropped up at any other point during the hilarious saga of Sevco? Or was he just a one-off comedy moment? Posts on here IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Top 3 on the park LOLs: 1. The humping at Tannadice. Specifically the first minute goal, watching the crowd celebrating behind the goal, and then Ian Black being sent off at the end. 2. Stirling Albion (worst team in Scotland at the time) 1 Rangers 0. Their first defeat. 3. Hibs 4-0 game. A proper doing. Too 3 off the park LOLs: 1. The original day when they went into Admin. 2. That Charles Green interview where he tried to defend his racist nickname for his mate and then went on to claim Rangers were forging a partnership with the Dallas Cowboys. 3. The Sons Of Struth's comedy protest of Sports Direct, by going into a store and offering £1 for various stock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 2. Stirling Albion (worst team in Scotland at the time) 1 Rangers 0. Their first defeat. Was the Stirling Manager not away at a wedding that day and miss the game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 At 3 we have Ally backing anyone who walked in the door. At 2 it has to be the gazebo from the AGM. Once they added Ally cutting the grass it was epic. The undisputed champion has to be the statue deciding enough was enough. I must've spent 10mins howling at that 1 ???????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The extended version. Haha, "...no one warned us." Classic stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 The finest/daftest moment from someone connected with the clubs/companies - and I forget who it was - was the plan to send the new Rangers out to play 'glamour' ties across the globe if the Scottish Football League didn't allow the six foot tall, 200 pound whelp with the £7m budget into the lowest tier of the senior game. Without three years of accounts. But really, it's the fellow travellers who have excelled. The bourgeois jihadis of the Scottish football world who've given up their Beemers and accountancy degrees to join the headtakers. They would be the media, the SFA and the SPFL. Top of the pile would have to be the Daily Record and its deid/no deid stance, now enjoying a fresh coat of paint as 'let's get the fat Englishman'. King of the dunghill at Anderston Quay (and Pacific Quay) would be Jim Traynor for his flip flop out of a nice redundancy and into the pocket of Charles Green. That was a huge moment and summed up how succulent the lamb must be. Keeping up the Record's tradition of dishonour is Keith Jackson, the son of an accomplished police officer who does best when he investigates nothing he's told about the the Rangers by the side he thinks has the main chance this week. Best of all, or worst, was the one-two combination of the BBC and Cockwomble. If there is ever an example of how totally and utterly bent the whole situation is it would be Chris McLaughlin's interview with Neil Doncaster. An open goal for the 'journalist' to hole the club/company fantasy and run rings around that clown and he let him away with murder. For me, that was 'the moment' of the whole sad affair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gastropod Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 A much overlooked incident has to be when the Rangers Fans Fighting Fund set up its paypal donation link , only to find the entire warchest had been sent to a delighted Mr Custard , a self employed party clown from Norwich or somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 James Traynor as a journalist: "Rangers died" James Traynor as a Rangers employee: "Rangers didn't die" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdrockfromtheSon Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 1. Green's assertion that he bought and owned the titles. 2. Pozbaird's first post on the BRALT. Insighful and should be immortalised. 3. AWRA morphing more often than Dr Who. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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