itzdrk Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'm a hipster. I don't have a beard though, but that's because I can't grow one. Just tell people that you are a hipster beard , claim anyone disagreeing is marginalising you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I split my skittles into colours and then eat one of each in a handful. I pretend I'm in Ancient Rome and I'm the emperor, the skittles are the gladiators in the lions ring (fnarr) #NoRSPCA. A sort of last skittle standing. I eat Skittles in the same way (seperating them in to colours, not the Rome nonsense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Probably me.. I have a beard and tattoos - But also a history of mental illness, so its forgiveable. I hope. While this Hipster thread is obviously just all banter - Who really cares what people wear or how they cut their hair or where they eat lunch or whatever? It's all just bullying and small mindedness and symptomatic of our point and laugh society. Folk need to chill out and start getting along - Except with the Argentinians. They are knobs. I have a beard and tattoos as well, although I'm not very hipsterish at all. Infact im very dull and mainstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I split my skittles into colours and then eat one of each in a handful. I pretend I'm in Ancient Rome and I'm the emperor, the skittles are the gladiators in the lions ring (fnarr) #NoRSPCA. A sort of last skittle standing. I eat Skittles in the same way (seperating them in to colours, not the Rome nonsense) I do the same (again minus the Rome nonsense). Always in the order of Orange, Yellow, Green, Purple, Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 You lot are worse than the fucking beardophiles. Is a beardophile someone who gets off on shagging Rangers fans? If so, hai x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 You lot are worse than the fucking beardophiles. Bit rich considering your own recent *ahem* indiscretions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I have a beard and tattoos and a tweed blazer but I'm more rocking the 1970s hillWalker look than 1870s cricketer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Just walked past that Hard Grind place earlier. No penny farthings to report but it appeared someone was getting their haircut by Willie Nelson. Crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Willie Nelson? He'll have to get him to the ground first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 What about the rise of the dreaded, dreadful manbun? They are everywhere these days too.. I saw a guy the other day who was 50 if he was a day, sporting this ridiculous bit of fuckwittery, resplendent also in high top trainers, skinny jeans, and long knee length t shirt saying MCQUEEN 69... It invoked a reaction in me that would make a shy bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I work with a guy from Finland, he has a man bun! He thinks they are fashionable, he needs putting in the sea! They are not fashionable and neither are his cordoruoy trousers or his Nordic jumpers, I am pretty sure he going to turn up for work on a Reindeer soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 In Scandinavia everyone has one. I have one. And a sleeve tattoo. And a brylcreemed haircut. Oh well. Edit: I don't wear tweed or any gash stuff though, catch me cotching in my Stussy and Carhartt all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Someone should remind him he's not in Scandinavia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Brace yourselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Brace yourselves... I feel like I've done well to restrain myself anytime I've seen one of those fuckwits with a man bun in, but this is a step too far. I can't be held responsible for my actions if I see any male with their hair like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Cornish... c**t. Reported for racism. pasty c**t. Reported for racism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Cornish pasty c**t. ^**Reported for lack of local yokel knowledge. That's a tiddy Oggy ffs. Grimbo-ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 ^** Reported for lack of local yokel knowledge. That's a tiddy Oggy ffs. Grimbo-ah Are you turning into Mark E Smith, Grimbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Nice lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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