bullywee Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 He tried to talk to a young woman down a quiet alleyway late on a dark and stormy night. Obviously the sight of a leather-clad man lurching out the shaddows towards her gave quite the fright and, in a bid to calm her down, Kilt placed his hands over her nose and mouth to try and stop the screaming, accidently smothering her to death in the process. He hid her limp body behind some bins before slinking back to his damp, ground-floor bedsit to watch some snuff porn and eat a bag of uncooked frozen chips. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 He tried to talk to a young woman down a quiet alleyway late on a dark and stormy night. Obviously the sight of a leather-clad man lurching out the shaddows towards her gave quite the fright and, in a bid to calm her down, Kilt placed his hands over her nose and mouth to try and stop the screaming, accidently smothering her to death in the process. He hid her limp body behind some bins before slinking back to his damp, ground-floor bedsit to watch some snuff porn and eat a bag of uncooked frozen chips. Or something like that. Nonsense, those chips weren't frozen, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 He tried to talk to a young woman down a quiet alleyway late on a dark and stormy night. Obviously the sight of a leather-clad man lurching out the shaddows towards her gave quite the fright and, in a bid to calm her down, Kilt placed his hands over her nose and mouth to try and stop the screaming, accidently smothering her to death in the process. He hid her limp body behind some bins before slinking back to his damp, ground-floor bedsit to watch some snuff porn and eat a bag of uncooked frozen chips. Or something like that. That wasn't what got him banned though. P+B mods are pretty tolerant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'd like it noted for the record that I barely ever post on NSFW and have earned my vast fortunes of greenies elsewhere. There's only one reason for my número uno ranking and that is the fact that I'm one of the great minds of my generation / an embarrassingly conformative repslut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I was never there but I understand he could be a bit 'hands on' during the formerly annual Fives tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Did he just say that for a laugh? Thats 4 chan sort of stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'd like it noted for the record that I barely ever post on NSFW and have earned my vast fortunes of greenies elsewhere. There's only one reason for my número uno ranking and that is the fact that I'm one of the great minds of my generation / an embarrassingly conformative repslut. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 If you ever need proof that the dots are NOT a way to measure decent posters have a look at WaffenThinMint's profile. I quite like the seethe it generates though but would be interested if it stops trolling as much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Magees was quite bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Magees was quite bad aye I wonder why Links! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm sure Kilt was hunting around HSF's Bebo profile and copied and pasted one of her photos up here. It may or may not have been HSF. I can't remember. The ripping he got for it provoked a major meltdown. P&B has witnessed some tremendously creepy stuff over the years though. ClydeTillWeDie was stalking some other female fan, there's XBL's famous "that bitch" meltdown and not forgetting Swampy copying and pasting a photo of AndyC kid's from his profile to "make a point". Weird. ETA: Does Kilt's doom-laden total take account of the -700 or so negative that wiped off him out of sympathy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm sure Kilt was hunting around HSF's Bebo profile and copied and pasted one of her photos up here. It may or may not have been HSF. I can't remember. The ripping he got for it provoked a major meltdown. P&B has witnessed some tremendously creepy stuff over the years though. ClydeTillWeDie was stalking some other female fan, there's XBL's famous "that bitch" meltdown and not forgetting Swampy copying and pasting a photo of AndyC kid's from his profile to "make a point". Weird. ETA: Does Kilt's doom-laden total take account of the -700 or so negative that wiped off him out of sympathy? The good old internet eh. All that from what is predominately a football forum as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I ventured into the NSFW forum and there was a QOTS supporter with nearly 40000 posts who i had never recognised before. Turns out he just posts gifs of tits and ass. Fair play. I'll probably get slated for this, rightly so perhaps, but I think he posts too much tits, ass and fanny. Everybody loves the above mentioned parts of the female anatomy but I also like the funny gifs that Slenderman and King Kebab post without having to trawl through wheens of scud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 CTWD used to stalk SaintSam. There were a few good altercations between those two on this site back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 CTWD used to stalk SaintSam. There were a few good altercations between those two on this site back in the day. Did he not find her at a Saints match, sit behind her and sniff her hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I ventured into the NSFW forum and there was a QOTS supporter with nearly 40000 posts who i had never recognised before. Turns out he just posts gifs of tits and ass. Fair play. Didn't think SkylineDrifter had it in him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Yous are all wanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Did he not find her at a Saints match, sit behind her and sniff her hair? First I've heard THAT part of the story. P&B has seen some majorly creepy stuff down the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Of course dotting doesn't add anything to the forum. Why does that matter? Entertainment value Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Enrico Annoni (whilst being the best Celtic poster) is nowhere near being the 2nd best poster on the site. No idea how he got so many greens. Hey, If David Luiz can get in FIFA team of the year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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