Deeboy Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I asked for that to be honest. You asked to meet her when you were 12? BEAST mcBEASTerson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 He said they got married and had kids. Kids that are no doubt looking more and more nervous every passing birthday. You are a bad person But I laughed so I suppose I'm no better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 f**k me there is some Beasts on here! To think when I was 18 I ditched a burd because I found out she was 16 and not 17 going on 18 as she told me. We met through a mate I had in the Air Cadets back in the day and he said f**k all tae... I wanted a burd to go to the pubs with 😂 Also when I met my now wife (aye I'm married and all that shizzle, incase you didn't know 🤔) I just turned 26, had no intention of meeting a burd younger than 24 or older than 29. Each to their own like You've never mentioned you had a burd before. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 You've never mentioned you had a burd before. Thanks for that. I think beard is the correct term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Is a 'normal' aged girlfriend/wife just a beard for beasts? BE A WEAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 Is a 'normal' aged girlfriend/wife just a beard for beasts? BE A WEAR! Definitely. If you have a much younger girlfriend you are a BEAST If you have a girlfriend of a similar age you are a CUNNING BEAST If you have a girlfriend who is much older than you, you are a REVERSE BEAST If you don't have a girlfriend you are a REJECT BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Definitely. If you have a much younger girlfriend you are a BEAST If you have a girlfriend of a similar age you are a CUNNING BEAST If you have a girlfriend who is much older than you, you are a REVERSE BEAST If you don't have a girlfriend you are a REJECT BEAST Can we get a paint drawing to illustrate each stratification of BEAST, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Definitely. If you have a much younger girlfriend you are a BEAST If you have a girlfriend of a similar age you are a CUNNING BEAST If you have a girlfriend who is much older than you, you are a REVERSE BEAST If you don't have a girlfriend you are a REJECT BEAST What if you have an older wife and younger girlfriend? Some sort of double-barreled beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 What if you have an older wife and younger girlfriend? Some sort of double-barreled beast? BEAST SQUARED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 BEAST SQUARED BEAST ² Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Mines is 11 years younger. She's in her 30s before anyone says it. Aye, but you met her when she was 12. I asked for that to be honest. That's more than she ever did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Definitely. If you have a much younger girlfriend you are a BEAST If you have a girlfriend of a similar age you are a CUNNING BEAST If you have a girlfriend who is much older than you, you are a REVERSE BEAST If you don't have a girlfriend you are a REJECT BEAST I like that I'm a plain old Beast, straight forward, old school, struggling to keep up Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstarstranraer Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 The age difference isn't exactly all that's wrong about this but it doesn't help matters: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/school-janny-60-sacked-after-8793183 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Redstarstranraer said: The age difference isn't exactly all that's wrong about this but it doesn't help matters: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/school-janny-60-sacked-after-8793183 Aye I'm not a fan of her hat and glasses, total mismatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I honestly don't know which one of them is creepier. Also, is it just me or does she have a look of Macaulay Culkin about her? Explains the attraction to a much older, creepy looking white man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I honestly don't know which one of them is creepier. Also, is it just me or does she have a look of Macaulay Culkin about her? 1 hour ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I honestly don't know which one of them is creepier. Also, is it just me or does she have a look of Macaulay Culkin about her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 13:52, Redstarstranraer said: The age difference isn't exactly all that's wrong about this but it doesn't help matters: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/school-janny-60-sacked-after-8793183 Groundskeeper willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Jim Kerr has fallen on hard times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Fair play to him, if I was a 60 year old janny and some 18 year old lassie wanted to nosh me off I'd be finding someone to hold my mop and pail of sawdust pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Jim Kerr has fallen on hard times. Forgot about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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