scottmcleanscontacts Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 As much as I dislike him, I'm not sure James Corden is a comedian. If a thread for fat, loud mouth, Essex c***s you dislike was available, I'm sure he would perform well.Think you've probably nailed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOG Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 : Miranda Hart 2 : Ranganathan 3 : Manford 4 : macyntyre 5 : Geordie girl ......... ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 14 hours ago, GOG said: 1 : Miranda Hart 2 : Ranganathan 3 : Manford 4 : macyntyre 5 : Geordie girl ......... ? Sarah Millican..... ooh I like cake, ooh me boyfriend left me, ooh I'll have a bit of cake, ooh I'm fat me blah blah etc etc Anyway my five in no particular order 1. Janey Godley, actively googles her name to search for people slagging her off so she can lambast them on Twitter and quickly block them without right of reply, has made a fucking career out of holding a sign up about Donald Trump, self obsessed attention seeking fucking bint, about as funny as toothache. 2. Paul Chowdry, his entire act revolves around saying 'alright white people' ... yeah mate, you're Asian, we know. You aren't in the slightest bit amusing though. 3. Sarah Millican , for reasons already outlined. 4. Michael McIntyre, silly scatter brain posh boy act who was never in the slightest bit amusing or talented, any credibility he had vanished when he sold out to that w**k Simon Cowell appearing on shite like BGT and presenting establishment drivel like the Royal Variety Show and similar fucking shite, comes across as a total knob as well. 5. Danny Bhoy, comedians like Billy Connolly, Frankie Boyle and Kevin Bridges manage to take nuances of Scottish life and culture, both positive and negative into their routine and make them funny in a way Scots and non Scots can understand and laugh at, he doesn't, he tries and fails miserably, his entire act is one long tumbleweed segment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Sarah Millican..... ooh I like cake, ooh me boyfriend left me, ooh I'll have a bit of cake, ooh I'm fat me blah blah etc etc Anyway my five in no particular order 1. Janey Godley, actively googles her name to search for people slagging her off so she can lambast them on Twitter and quickly block them without right of reply, has made a fucking career out of holding a sign up about Donald Trump, self obsessed attention seeking fucking bint, about as funny as toothache. 2. Paul Chowdry, his entire act revolves around saying 'alright white people' ... yeah mate, you're Asian, we know. You aren't in the slightest bit amusing though. 3. Sarah Millican , for reasons already outlined. 4. Michael McIntyre, silly scatter brain posh boy act who was never in the slightest bit amusing or talented, any credibility he had vanished when he sold out to that w**k Simon Cowell appearing on shite like BGT and presenting establishment drivel like the Royal Variety Show and similar fucking shite, comes across as a total knob as well. 5. Danny Bhoy, comedians like Billy Connolly, Frankie Boyle and Kevin Bridges manage to take nuances of Scottish life and culture, both positive and negative into their routine and make them funny in a way Scots and non Scots can understand and laugh at, he doesn't, he tries and fails miserably, his entire act is one long tumbleweed segment. I went to see Michael McIntyre at the Hydro a few years back and to be fair it was a decent night. He does however come across as very arrogant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1. Sarah Millican - By far the worst comedian on the planet. 2. Michael McIntyre- Tory. 3. Andy Parsons - unfunny to the highest degree and laughs at his onw pish patter before he even tells the joke. 4. Gina (can't mind her last name) - Loud and not funny isn't a good mix. 5. Milton Jones - I can see why some like him, I just can't see it myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4. Gina (can't mind her last name) - Loud and not funny isn't a good mix.Yashere.Last I heard, she was doing quite well in New York with a line in "I left Britain because they're all racist, and wouldn't let me be successful."Aye, that'll be the reason. P&B probably has half a dozen funnier female Nigerian posters. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Michael Macintyre: he’s just Peter Kay for the middle classes Peter Kay: He’s just Michael Macintyre for the working classes Jack Whitehall: a slightly posher Michael MacintyreKeven Bridges: Peter Kay with a nasty snide streak about himSarah Pascoe: Michael Macintyre for Vegans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Michael McIntyre Miranda Hart Andy Parsons Russel Howard Sober Billy Connelly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Yashere.Last I heard, she was doing quite well in New York with a line in "I left Britain because they're all racist, and wouldn't let me be successful."Aye, that'll be the reason. P&B probably has half a dozen funnier female Nigerian posters.Is that the woman who was on Mock the Week a lot and couldn't go a show without reminding us she was Nigerian? It's nothing to do with her race that makes her unfunny, more to do with her sex tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 On 04/10/2019 at 17:57, BigFatTabbyDave said: Yashere. Last I heard, she was doing quite well in New York with a line in "I left Britain because they're all racist, and wouldn't let me be successful." Aye, that'll be the reason. P&B probably has half a dozen funnier female Nigerian posters. Astounded she's managed to hack out any succes in the US. I imagine it's mostly because there's more folk there wiling to buy her 'victim card' pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 For a while she was never off the fucking tele. Isn't she the one who constantly appeared on Mock the Week when it was decent? Her work hasn't dried up here because we're a racist nation. It's because her routine consisted of her putting on a Nigerian accent and shouting really loudly. The fact it was a Nigerian accent is irrelevant, the truth is she wasn't very funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: For a while she was never off the fucking tele. Isn't she the one who constantly appeared on Mock the Week when it was decent? Her work hasn't dried up here because we're a racist nation. It's because her routine consisted of her putting on a Nigerian accent and shouting really loudly. The fact it was a Nigerian accent is irrelevant, the truth is she wasn't very funny. But Nigerian mum's are strict though, get it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roverthemoon Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 (edited) On 02/01/2015 at 17:24, ~~~ said: Janey Godley is another terrible comedian This. Falls into the ‘gets given a free pass because she’s Scottish’ category I think. If you take a a step back she’s brutally unfunny. Saw a clip ages ago with her and her daughter. Painful. Another in that category is Craig Hill. His fringe show titles are always some excruciating innuendo. Edited February 19, 2020 by roverthemoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 This. Falls into the ‘gets given a free pass because she’s Scottish’ category I think. If you take a a step back she’s brutally unfunny. Saw a clip ages ago with her and her daughter. Painful. Another in that category is Craig Hill. His fringe show titles are always some excruciating innuendo.Went to see Craig Hill in Killie a few years ago. It was a warm-up show before the Fringe. He was absolutely hilarious tbh. But it wasn't like he was doing a set, more he was bantering with the crowd. He's not normally my kind of comedian but he had me laughing until my sides hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I don't know any c**t who thinks Janey Godley is funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 There’s a pretty thin line between comedians and satirists. All too often the latter try cross over into the former and usually die on their arse fairly quickly. Too many of them think getting laughs for a reply to a promoted subject on Mock The Week makes them comedians. It doesn’t. Anyway, ramble over. I’d like to nominate Scotland’s very own Daniel Sloss. Had the misfortune of sitting through an hour of this guy a couple of years back. In a nutshell, basically just Godley with bollocks. Been to funnier funerals tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 11 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I don't know any c**t who thinks Janey Godley is funny. I do. Janey Godley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 04/10/2019 at 17:57, BigFatTabbyDave said: half a dozen funnier female Nigerian posters. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, 8MileBU said: There’s a pretty thin line between comedians and satirists. All too often the latter try cross over into the former and usually die on their arse fairly quickly. Too many of them think getting laughs for a reply to a promoted subject on Mock The Week makes them comedians. It doesn’t. Anyway, ramble over. I’d like to nominate Scotland’s very own Daniel Sloss. Had the misfortune of sitting through an hour of this guy a couple of years back. In a nutshell, basically just Godley with bollocks. Been to funnier funerals tbh. Sloss is horrendous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Aye, I don't enjoy Sloss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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