Hoofhearted Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 This thread is top quality Rab. Just like the reusable paper at AP. I didn't think we could stoop lower than 'The Edinburgh City Toilet Emulation Thread' but we have. Congrats...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I worked with a girl who ate toilet roll. I might have mentioned it before. She was quite open about it ie losing weight to get married. Apparently it expands in your stomach, making you feel full. I knew a guy at work who was arrested after being caught sticking his manhood into the Jacobs and Ritz shelves in his local supermarket. The judge committed him to the local mental hospital as he was clearly fucking crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Rab must win the 2015 Franny Lee award for this thread. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie. Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 RabBNesbit may have unwittingly stumbled upon a solution to the dearth of published attendance figures. "An impressive crowd at Netherdale saw 3.7 rolls were expended, almost an entire roll up on the season's previous high-point. "Meanwhile at Islecroft only a disappointing 43 sheets were used, and this included Andrex double-layered". That's not to say the toilets were not used much though. Hygiene may not be high up on the agenda down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dal45 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 That's not to say the toilets were not used much though. Hygiene may not be high up on the agenda down there. aye, but surely threave can still qualify? Unless your talking shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie. Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 aye, but surely threave can still qualify? Unless your talking shite! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Farmfoods do 18 packs of Nicky 3-ply scented bog-roll for £3.99. Cheap yet cheerful wiping, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGafraidh Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 are we using a standard 4 pieces per wipe, or 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Farmfoods do 18 packs of Nicky 3-ply scented bog-roll for £3.99. Cheap yet cheerful wiping, imo. Is that really what people on farms eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Jobbies are an integral part of farming and the feeding process... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I've just had a freedom of information request in from Spartans re the toilet roll budget for the last 3 seasons & funnily enough it's a £500 note each season. I think we probably donate it to the less well off (Welfare) what is not consumed? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoofhearted Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I told a girl at work if she rubbed bog roll between her tits they would get bigger. ...well it worked for her arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 According to the Mantis 2 new bog rolls needed this morning at Fergie Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksadams11 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 That's just for Aaron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 Word on Carnethie Street is that the Mantis is back on toilet paper replenishment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 18/04/2015 at 13:08, Rab B Nesbit said: According to the Mantis 2 new bog rolls needed this morning at Fergie Park. Do keep up, it was 6. At this rate we'll have to stop buying them and just use the divots the Spartans players kick up every time we play them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 Does anyone know if Selkirk had any bog roll left that’ll be up for grabs ? I’m sure last season they had Andrex Double Quilted. Pink stuff it was superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnmc80 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Toilet roll consumption thread for this rab. Oh wait a minute. . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastle broon Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Rab B Nesbit said: Does anyone know if Selkirk had any bog roll left that’ll be up for grabs ? I’m sure last season they had Andrex Double Quilted. Pink stuff it was superb. Is it the right or left handed type though rab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 31 minutes ago, newcastle broon said: Is it the right or left handed type though rab On the hole, it’s all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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