throbber Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my sister a dildo when she was about 19as I thought it'd be funny but it really wasn't and I despair every time I think back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my sister a dildo when she was about 19as I thought it'd be funny but it really wasn't and I despair every time I think back :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my sister a dildo when she was about 19as I thought it'd be funny but it really wasn't and I despair every time I think back How's your sister looking these days? Still tidy enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my sister a dildo when she was about 19as I thought it'd be funny but it really wasn't and I despair every time I think back If true that is genius! Funniest thing I have read today haha. How old were you at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Secret Santa at work - two scud books and a packet of Handy Andies. Knowing the guy I bought them for though, he'll probably think it was quite a good gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 If true that is genius! Funniest thing I have read today haha. How old were you at the time? It was this massive rubber thing that I saw in this joke shop in Glasgow think it was near Jamaica street but I went through a phase of doing stupid stuff on a whim and then growing to regret it afterwards. I was 18 at time so a fair while ago! I thought it'd be opened and we would all laugh as a family but it was just awkward as f**k everyone was mortified and I'm pretty sure it went straight in the bin after. I honestly don't know what I was expecting but at the time I thought we would al laugh about it It was honestly the size of a large lucozade bottle and it has a very clear blue vain running thru it One x mas my folks got me an n64 and my sister who was 11 at the time got a scanner, that was pretty fucked up but at least we look back and laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 still can't believe someone bought their sister a dildo for christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my sister a dildo when she was about 19as I thought it'd be funny but it really wasn't and I despair every time I think back Would have been good if you'd mentioned this earlier - would have saved me a lot of bother - I have four sisters - too late now. Maybe next year, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How's your sister looking these days? Still tidy enough? Yeah I suppose so if a little thin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Would have been good if you'd mentioned this earlier - would have saved me a lot of bother - I have four sisters - too late now. Maybe next year, though. It was the worst decision I ever made but I actually thought it would be funny , wouldn't recommend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I actually thought it would be funny You were right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It was this massive rubber thing that I saw in this joke shop in Glasgow think it was near Jamaica street but I went through a phase of doing stupid stuff on a whim and then growing to regret it afterwards. I was 18 at time so a fair while ago! I thought it'd be opened and we would all laugh as a family but it was just awkward as f**k everyone was mortified and I'm pretty sure it went straight in the bin after. I honestly don't know what I was expecting but at the time I thought we would al laugh about it It was honestly the size of a large lucozade bottle and it has a very clear blue vain running thru it One x mas my folks got me an n64 and my sister who was 11 at the time got a scanner, that was pretty fucked up but at least we look back and laugh Aye... straight in the bin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Aye... straight in the bin... Is 'the bin' a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Talking about bins and presents. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/like-taking-candy-from-a-binman-brazen-dundee-thief-swipes-christmas-gifts-1.753733 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Easily. Gold "Coloured" Chain for my maw from Argyll market which is like the barrass indoors along from the Argll arcade that was in news recently..... Chain turned green and stuck to my mums neck im sure... I was very young in fairness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Would have been good if you'd mentioned this earlier - would have saved me a lot of bother - I have four sisters - too late now. Maybe next year, though. Save yourself some cash and buy them an upside down chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I bought my mum a dustpan and brush set one Christmas. Think I was about 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Save yourself some cash and buy them an upside down chair. Or even a chair and turn it upside down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Or even a chair and turn it upside down! Yeah, but only if you've got a spare one lying around that you're willing to give away. Who would want that back? Rank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Yeah, but only if you've got a spare one lying around that you're willing to give away. Who would want that back? Rank! LMAO. WHOOSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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