Pesadilla Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I predict Ayr to take an early lead. Their fans will be celebrating like they've won the lottery, I mean, scoring against such a prestigious name as Airdrieonians, that's a big deal down Somerset way. However, their joy will be short lived as Airdrie, who completely dominate the game, so much so that the match report reads like 50 Shades of Grey, score two goals either side of half time to cement Ayr's position as a complete laughing stock. Mark Roberts comes out with a two page spread in the Sunday Mail with an "I told you so" piece, berating the Ayr fans and talking about his glorious career with Killie. 52% of Ayr fans to have an aneurysm at the site of the cheeky chappies smug, smiling face. A Merry Christmas to one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Rumour has it Mark Roberts may feature as a trialist for the Diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Rumour has it Mark Roberts may feature as a trialist for the Diamonds. At the ripe old age of 39 he'd still be easily the best player in your team... (and he'd still probably rip our his shitey defence apart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I predict Ayr to take an early lead. Their fans will be celebrating like they've won the lottery, I mean, scoring against such a prestigious name as Airdrieonians, that's a big deal down Somerset way. However, their joy will be short lived as Airdrie, who completely dominate the game, so much so that the match report reads like 50 Shades of Grey, score two goals either side of half time to cement Ayr's position as a complete laughing stock. Mark Roberts comes out with a two page spread in the Sunday Mail with an "I told you so" piece, berating the Ayr fans and talking about his glorious career with Killie. 52% of Ayr fans to have an aneurysm at the site of the cheeky chappies smug, smiling face. A Merry Christmas to one and all. Bad enough getting crowds of 800, can't hack it if they fell to 400. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAPID BENANO Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Rumour has it Mark Roberts may feature as a trialist for the Diamonds.Your taking the piss Roberts is never f@cking airdrie class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPrice Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Your taking the piss Roberts is never f@cking airdrie class Roberts is the iron sheik class, jabroni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrforce1 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Your taking the piss Roberts is never f@cking airdrie class Nope marko would never lower himself to such depths anyway the sooner the franchise moves back to clydebank the better Merry crimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Nope marko would never lower himself to such depths anyway the sooner the franchise moves back to clydebank the better Merry crimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 He did the ligaments in his knee a few weeks ago so I doubt he would be fit, he has also barely kicked a ball for three years Stick on for winning goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 He did the ligaments in his knee a few weeks ago so I doubt he would be fit, he has also barely kicked a ball for three years Stick on for winning goal So he'll play right mid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comfortablynumb1910 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Stuff for the kids to keep them amused pre-match and make the event of going to a sh1te football match slightly more bearable. As above, kids of your team are welcome to come along, foc, so the grown ups can get a pint. That clear it up better? Do the weans still get into the game free at Airdrie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Do the weans still get into the game free at Airdrie? I think that was free season tickets for kids. If you're asking about bringing a child I assume you'll still have to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrforce1 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Different club tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Different club tbf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Roberts_%28footballer,_born_1975%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrforce1 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Roberts_%28footballer,_born_1975%29 Wow that really is up there... Like i said different club http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airdrieonians_F.C._%281878%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Wow that really is up there... Like i said different club http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airdrieonians_F.C._%281878%29 You'll note from the last link I posted that Roberts played for both "versions" of Airdrie. You thick c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrforce1 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 You'll note from the last link I posted that Roberts played for both "versions" of Airdrie. You thick c**t. Onto 3rd version now i'm afraid. It must be the edgicayshun. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Onto 3rd version now i'm afraid. It must be the edgicayshun. Unlucky. No it's not. You're having a nightmare here fella. http://www.airdriefc.com/history Like I said: you thick c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty_Boy Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 No it's not. You're having a nightmare here fella. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airdrieonians_F.C. Like I said: you thick c**t. Quite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Quite... Changed it as I'm not sure your neebur will be able to work the internet on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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