Mr Romanov Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I feel like making this my latest pipe dream goal for 2015, but I'm at a loss as to what to do. My degree isn't vocational so I don't have any skills that I could use to start up a business so-to-speak, but I'm up for working hard and putting in the hours. I love the thought of working for yourself. Where do you start though?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 What's your business idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Start your own premium-rate phone line for people to phone in with car problems. This chap has already beaten you to the chase but I reckon there's room in the market for more than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 This is going absolutely nowhere. Pop down to your nearest Tesco and get a job on the tills instead of wafting your half-thoughts in the public domain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Start your own sperm bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I've been looking for smurf gnomes for my garden. I'm amazed they do not exist, there is defo a gap in the market for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I have recently received information about a project with massive potential returns. I was alerted to this opportunity via an email from the wife of a Nigerian prince. I can pass on details if required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Preferred the EasyEx chair myself, as did big Duncan. Heh. That was funny too. But the Kardoctor one was just cringeworthy. And anyone spelling car as kar doesn't deserve a business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 That car problem idea was as bad as i have ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Scam porn phone line or website, only take a pound or so. Shows up on bank statement as something horrendous, nobody will claim it back. Time you keep changing the site or advert in the paper it's going to be pretty much untraceable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 If you have no idea what it should be I'd advise against starting your own business tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Jewelry. Due to working in this area I probably can't say too much, but recently I was looking over a business plan where the boy had done a vast amount of market research, and essentially earrings that're £70 in the shops can be purchased wholesale (excluding packaging) for 93p. If you buy wholesale, and sell these earrings at huge 80% or whatever reduction on Daily Deal websites (of course packaging/ overheards/ VAT to take into account), you can still make a large percentage profit while the customer thinks they've got a superb deal. If done properly, over multiple pieces of jewelry you can easily strike up a good relationship with a Daily Deal website and you're sorted, with the potential to make 1/2k in pure profit in a 48 hour period when the deal is running. Certainly when I read over his market research/ figures I found myself questioning why I was getting paid what I do to sit in an office analysing this when I could be at home putting in bulk orders to wholesellers, putting stuff on Daily Deal websites and laughing away to myself at the profit in comparison to work done..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Start up your own website called Bovril and Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I had a brilliant idea last night but I can't remember what it was today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Get yer burd to start camming , also get her pals involved , they need twitter accounts with wishlists , absolute moneyspinner ! Loads of complete idiots out there willing to spend money for a flash of gash . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Carpet cleaning business. You can't beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 "After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I’m gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 You can't beat it. He could make a pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Start your own sperm bank. Have sock will travel. ^^^ Business Partners (Wet) Dream Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Become a pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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