Shandon Par Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Here at the Edinburgh Home For Football Dinosaurs we're ready for your donations of unwanted Jims. This week we will be making kerbside collections in Greenock and Dunfermline. If you have any Jims you no longer need, please leave them outside your football stadium clearly marked "Get this c**t tae f**k" and we will pick them up in our special padded cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathrowAUFC Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 We'll be sure to leave Jim Roberts in the car park outside Somerset. Not the oldest specimen physically, his footballing acumen is positively Jurassic. Mentally bewildered, he'll claim to be called Mark. They'll try anything to escape, these daft fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 He's clearly showing all the signs of being a Jim. Don't worry - we will pick him up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesadilla Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 If passing through Airdrie, please pick up Mr Ballantyne. His expiry date has been and gone some time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Get all Jims tae f**k bar Mr Leishman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 He can f**k off as well. Jim Duffy can still be collected from the away dugout at Ainslie Park, where he is still considering his first substitution of the match, and wondering about who switched the floodlights off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 We got rid of a good jim and replaced him with a bad jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 He can f**k off as well. Jim Duffy can still be collected from the away dugout at Ainslie Park, where he is still considering his first substitution of the match, and wondering about who switched the floodlights off. Thank you - we will soon have him sealed in the incinerator in his comfortable new permanent surroundings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Glad to report the Greenock collection went well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Anyone fancy the jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Glad to report the Greenock collection went well.... It would have been funnier if that was Greenock. It's Gourock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Let's not forget Jim McInally, no doubt unable to fault his players for their effort in his latest, 4-1 humiliation at home. Anyone called 'Jim' should probably be removed from their management positions with immediate effect, across all sectors of the economy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Anyone called 'Jim' should probably be removed from their management positions with immediate effect, across all sectors of the economy. Sounds fair, can anyone give an example of any Jim that's doing a good job in management anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 Jim Weir - Elgin. Bottom of League 2 Jimmy Nic - Cowden. Second bottom of Championship Jim McIntyre - Ross County. Second bottom of whatever the top league is called. Jim Duffy - Morton. Knocked out of cup by non-league team. Jims McInally & Jefferies in full-on sea lion mode. Pars boss in waiting (John Potter) is always instructed to rub his gaffer's moobs to help keep him calm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It's clearly a name that guarantees failure and incompetence; I for one wish prominent Dunfermline poster Jim85 well in changing his details by deed poll/hotline call to Div. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Pars boss in waiting (John Potter) is always instructed to rub his gaffer's moobs to help keep him calm. Telt ye! Available for palm readings, tarot cards etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Telt ye! Available for palm readings, tarot cards etc. Do you predict a 3rd or 4th place finish now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Do you predict a 3rd or 4th place finish now? I'm not seeing anything right now - when I get some peace and quiet later I'll rub my magic balls and let you know how I get on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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